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Octo Glow Lamp

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Octo Glow Lamp
Oh look an Octo Glow Lamp that looks like a relic you can worship. *Kneeling before my 8 tentacled new master.* What is thy bidding my master? *Head lights up as it communicates with my mind and puts me in a trance.* Yesssss. But of course. *Returns a few minutes later with a brown M and M. Places it before him.* My offering my master.

Yessss. Of course I will buy bacon and beer in celebration of your greatness. Was gonna do that anyway. I think you and I will get along great. *Pets it’s glowing head.*

Zombie Gothic Wall Sculpture

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Zombie Gothic Wall Sculpture
Awwww! Look at these two. they look like such a cute couple. He clearly has her heart. Or someone’s heart on his pitchfork. With this Zombie Gothic Wall Sculpture, you get all of the classic art that is American Gothic, with a zombie spin.

This wall plaque will look great on your wall, whether you have other zombie decor or not. I would hate to meet this couple in a dark hallway. So I’m just gonna always keep that hallway lit. Just in case.

Phrenology Head Container

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Phrenology Head Container
Phrenology. It’s the study of different spots on the head. I think. Like, this area is where my love of bacon comes from. This area is why I keep missing when I pee in the toilet. That area on my wife’s head? That’s why she punches me and tells me to clean it up. I’m pretty sure that’s what it is. Whatever this strange hoodoo is, this Phrenology Head Container is all about that. Plus, you can put candy inside, or whatever you want. Maybe put a fake brain in there and be all doctor like.

Phrenology. It’s not just for smart people anymore. I can haz too.

Classic Monster Dishware

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Classic Monster Dishware
This monster dishware from wigoutgraphics is pretty cool. You can serve up monster themed food on them (I’m assuming) like The Creature from the Black Legumes, Frankenstein Franks, even Wolfman Waffles. It’s always a party when you have monster dishware. A monster mash! C’mon you knew that was coming. Oh, that’s awesome. Monster Mashed potatoes!

Classic Monster Dishware

Classic Monster Dishware

Classic Monster Dishware

Nosferatu Lampshade

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Nosferatu Lampshade
This Nosferatu Lampshade will light up your life and illuminate the supernatural bloodsucker known as Nosferatu. *Sings* I’m doing all right, getting good grades. My lamp is so bright, it’s gotta wear shades…

This lamp shade is odd really cuz vampires don’t like the light. He should come out when the light goes off, raid your fridge, make a sammich or two and sneak back on the lampshade before you even know anything happened. But what do I know?

How do you know when a vampire has a cold?
He keeps a coffin!

I have proven once again that I can write jokes at a fifth grade level. Go me. Actually I stole that joke from a third grader.
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