The Milli chair has got legs baby! Lots and lots of legs. It looks like it’s rearing up to attack. Just like it’s nasty siblings that show up in my house at night. I hate those guys. All long legs and twitchy and spazzy when you kill ’em.
At least I can ride this centipede chair and be recognized as the centipede overlord. They will all be at my command! And I’m gonna command them all to go to my neighbor’s house. Then I’ll just lie back and relax. Let this thing carry me wherever it wants.
This hamburger lamp is a night light nightmare. Looks like Mayor McCheese turned into a Vampire. The irony is that people should be this scared of Mickey D’s burgers, but they’re not. Let that be a lesson to you. This burger bites back!
This hamburger night light will watch over you as you sleep. Payback for all of those hamburgers you ate in your life. Plus the two you ate today. You know what else is payback for all of those burgers? Endless diarrhea. I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that one burger that was on display to show how they never decay. I thought that “2 years” label was how long it was good for, not how long my bowels would fight back.
Designer Jun Takahashi made this lamp in 2002. And like a real McDonald’s burger, it’s still around to haunt us. It will never decay.
via Neatorama
These Wine-O-Saur Wooden Dinosaur Wine Racks turn your wine bottles into decorative dinosaurs. Wino meet wine-o-saur. Drink up and let the good times roll until your sobriety is good and extinct. I’m more of a Whine-O-Saur. Maybe a Dine-O-Saur.
Hands off that Wine-O-Saur. That wine is… Mine-O-Saur. Gonna drink it with a Min-O-Taur. Until three-0-four. A.M. Then I’m gonna sleep all day because I’ve earned it.
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This skull shaped sugar spoon lets you pile heaping mounds of sugar aka white death onto your spoon so that it looks like the poison it is.
The hell? Did I just say that? Yeah, I’ve been putting the moves on this healthy chick, so I have to practice and pretend I’m not a fat slob. It’s gonna work out great right up until I invite her over for Mac and Cheese with a bacon appetizer.
Totally getting this spoon though. Mounds of skull sugar are the best. It’s like having a sugary grim reaper bringing you one step closer to his embrace, a spoonful at a time.
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