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Skulls And Ravens Bookends

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Skulls And Ravens Bookends
Oh my stars and garters! (Whatever that means.) Oh my skulls and ravens. These Skulls And Ravens Bookends are creeptastic and awesome. It’s a well known fact that ravens like to perch on skulls. I can’t even walk to my car without a raven landing on my head, but then it leaves because I have too much skin and hair and stuff. It sits on a tree branch somewhere just waiting and watching. Waiting for my demise so that it can perch on my bare skull.

This is why I run to my car and never ever look up.

Succusaurus Cacteye Dinosaurs

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Succusaurus Cacteye Dinosaurs
Love these Succusaurus Cacteye Dinosaurs. I just love to say it. You suck! Yeah? Well you succusaurus! You’re a Succusaurus rex! They are a safe place for all of your succulents, but they also create a new dinosaur species. I was trying to figure out what else to say, but I can’t find the right words. Better consult my Thesucusaurus. I mean thesaurus.

It’s like dinosaurs were attacked by plants. From the inside! This is why I don’t eat salads people.
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Full Body Pregnant Skeleton Iron On Halloween Costume

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Full Body Pregnant Skeleton Iron On Halloween Costume
This Full Body Pregnant Skeleton Iron On Halloween Costume reminds me of that time at the airport, when I was traveling with my girlfriend. She got the full body X-ray revealing that she was with child and proceeded to her gate to board the plan. I waved and proceeded to the car and went home. Enjoy Hawaii for two honey.

I kid. I kid. I would never leave a woman so suddenly like that. I texted goodbye first.

Cthulhu Wood Bookends

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Cthulhu Wood Bookends
Unhand my books Cthulhu! You tentacled tyrant! These Cthulhu Wood Bookends are ironically not the ends of books at all, but rather a tentacled monster to hold up your books. Some people are confused easily, so had to point that out. Better get one of these and get Kraken on your reading? Get it? Kraken? I know, lame. But this thing won’t look lame on your shelf. It’ll look badass and Cthulhu-y.

Cheetos Demon Horror Doll

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Cheetos Demon Horror DollHoly cheesy Cheetos Batman! This Cheetos Demon Horror Doll eats to live and lives to eat. I guess you really are what you eat. Check out his little Cheeto pocket on his chest. I think I have that same outfit. *Looks down* I’m wearing it now! *Reaches for Cheetos. Om nom nom nom!* It makes sense that a Cheeto demon baby would prefer the Flamin’ Hot flavor! Me too!

*Keeps eating Cheeetos* Oh shizz! My skin is turning orange too. I’m a Cheeto demon nightmare! Wait. Nevermind. My skins been that way for years. It’s coated with the dust of a million snacks. Just like this guy. Hello brotha from anotha cheesy snack motha!