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Weird Art Prints- Faux Taxidermy Cameos

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Weird Art Prints- Faux Taxidermy Cameos
These Weird Art Prints- Faux Taxidermy Cameos from LuxCups are fun and freaky. I would totally wear them, but I can’t, because they’re prints. You have your shark in a suit (Must be a lawyer), a nun with a dinosaur head, Godzilla as a priest and more. I wish I could get these guys as action figures.

I’m weird like that, but that’s why you and I get along. I bring you the weird and freaky stuff, you bring me warm fuzzy feelings. Nevermind. Didn’t realize I was rubbing the fuzzy dice hanging from my computer. OUCH! Never mind. It was a pair of bees! Damn my bad eyesight and your furry hides!

Anyway, the point is we’re all good, you and me, but if it’s a parasite host relationship kind of deal, I’m pretty sure I’m the parasite. Just sayin’. No need to flush me out of your bowels or anything though. I’m the good kind. Of course, that’s just what a parasite would say, isn’t it? I guess you’re just gonna have to trust me. We got a mutually beneficial thing going on here.
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The Digestive System: Everybody Eats & Poops T-Shirt

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Everybody Eats & Poops
Everybody eats and everybody poops. So get over yourself. You aren’t anything special. What’s with you? Acting like your poop doesn’t stink! That can of lysol on your toilet says different. Anyway, check out this cool The Digestive System: Everybody Eats & Poops T-Shirt. Yay! At last I can put my bodily functions on display for all to see. Without having to drop anchor and open my bomb hatch. (I like to pretend I’m an old sea ship during war time. And I just encountered an enemy sub. Pew! Pew! Pew! Direct hit! That was a close one. Time to write about it in my Captain’s log!)

It’s fun and educational. Laterz! The alarm just sounded and there’s a sub approaching. Oh man- Fired to early. Now I gotta go scrub the hull! Hopefully I won’t find any barnacles.
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Crow Claw Necklace

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Crow Claw Necklace
This Crow Claw Necklace is cast from the real thing and ready to claw it’s way into your heart. Do you see those talons? I’m calling it the Freddy Kreuger bird from now on. I say you guys get this necklace and I’ll get one, then we meet at my place and play that crane game. We’ll all stand over a bunch of stuffed animals and prizes, then bend down and see if we can grab the stuff with our claw necklaces. Deal? I didn’t rig the game! Stuffs just slippery!

Missing Monster Stickers

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Missing Monster Stickers
Have you seen these monsters? Me either. The monsters are disappearing. Maybe they were abducted by monster hunters. You can help spread the word with these cool Missing Monster Stickers. Eh. They’re probably all at the same bar, doing the Monster Mash, which to this day is still a graveyard smash. In case you were wondering. I hope they find these guys so they can get back to work making movies and stuff.

*Shows the missing poster to cashier at local store.* Yes, that’s very funny. Point to me. I’m the monster. I’ve never heard that one before.
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Tombstone Herb Garden Markers

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Tombstone Herb Garden Markers
Make your herb garden look like a cemetery with these Tombstone Herb Garden Markers. I made a little poem about them: Here lies Rosemary, here lies Thyme, buried them both and got away with my crime. Yeah, that’s not very good. Besides, I would never hurt herbs. I’ve never committed herbicide in my life. These markers will give all of your garden critters the heebie-jeebies. Maybe the herbie-jeebies too.
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