Here is an uplifting painting to display during Easter. It stars the Easter bunny as Jesus Christ. He died for our sins. Our Easter sins. Like not buying enough candy for kids baskets and using extra plastic grass so you can skimp on a few sugary peeps. Or buying candy the day after Easter half price. You sinners know who you are. Dad.
Here you see the Jeaster Bunny in three forms for the three days it took Jesus Christ to rise from the grave, according to the biblical text. On the left, the Easter Bunny is happy, standing with his basket of colorful eggs, ready to deliver them to kids. In the center, things take a dark turn, as he is being crucified. Delicious candy Peeps mourn below the cross. Then our candy delivering bunny and savior claws his way out of his grave. He has been resurrected! Hallelujah! And run like hell!
I don’t have any evidence to support this, but this 
No need to go catching your BFF’s lice and other cooties, because you always lean in close and bump heads for those selfies. Just get this Etsy seller to make you a selfie doll instead. Take a picture of the doll whenever you need a selfie. Or put the doll against your friend’s head and take a selfie, that way your doll is getting your BFF’s scalp scabies and other nasties. Let’s face it, your friends ain’t clean. You know when your leg itches for no reason whatsoever? That was a rogue crab from your best friend Judy’s moldy clam. It was just saying hi.
This set of 
It’s Captain America. The first (undead) Avenger. Obviously Steve Rogers has seen better days. Instead of fighting crime, his days are now consumed with the search for more and more brains. This skull is going to look great on your wall or on your shelf.