Now you’re living in style. This miniature mouse skin rug will creep up your home. It’s not really big enough for your floor at just 6 inches long, but it makes a sweet coaster. Use it to send a clear message to any mice that want to invade your home. This is what happens to mice around these parts.
Attach a swiffer pad to the bottom for some weird serial killer cleaning. It is just $60. More shots after the break.
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Know where your poop comes from and show everyone else, with this anatomical intestines necklace from Etsy seller beatblack. Display your intestinal issues on your neck for all to see.
Always wear your insides on your outside, that’s what I say. That’s why I have a tattoo of my colon on my shoulder, wrapped around an anchor. Gotta respect where the poop comes from.
Check out this awesome Pac-Man Coffee table. I’m gonna set my energy drink right there in the corner where the power pellet should be. Then when I drink it, I’mma go all crazy up in here and start chomping ghosts. And by ghosts, I mean Hot Pockets, because Hot Pockets is delicious.
I see what you did there, using the back of those VHS tapes as the dots. Pretty clever. Next time just crop your feet out da pic. I’m trying to enjoy a Pac-Man table and now all I can think about is that phantom foot. It’s like the 5th ghost. Does not belong! Anyway, it’s a pretty clever table. Take that $995. from my Waka Waka Wallet and deliver it pronto good seller.
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This crazy Goblin from Etsy seller laurettacreations looks like it belongs in the Shrek family gene pool. For $2,500.00 you can bring it home and have a neat conversation piece. Conversations like:
Uh, where’d you get that…thing?
Etsy. Jealous much?
No man, I just wondered-
You’re just jealous bro. You wish you had a sweet little goblin like that. I take this little lady with me on all my D and D campaigns. She’s my good luck charm. I always roll crits when I look at that sweet pair of-
You have problems dude.
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Like seriously. A lot of freakin’ teeth. You might want to put braces on that bro. His name is Eustace and he is seriously creeping me out. He’s all black gums and teeth. I swear, I can hear him going all nom nom nom and clicking those teeth as he moves closer-*jumping out of my flabby blogger skin*
Nevermind. That was my grandma asking how much medication is too much. Same answer as always granny. If you can interact with me, you need more. And for the last time, my name is not “false teeth clicking” mixed with “gum smacking” and followed by an old person sigh.
Anyway, where was I? I have no idea. Neglecting old people is tough work. Oh yeah, this thing looks like it posed for a mutant yearbook. He is most likely to succeed…In biting your face off.
More pics below
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