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Sexy Velociraptor Body Hug Pillow Case

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Sexy Velociraptor Body Hug Pillow Case
Well, hello there. You are one sexy Velociraptor. I am gonna make sweet love to you until you are dino-saur. Baby you are-

*Door opens*

What?! Nothing is happening here. Just admiring this fun Sexy Velociraptor Body Hug Pillow Case. What do you mean my hips were gyrating? It’s called dancing.

Dirty Dancing?

Very funny.

So you weren’t giving her a Jurassic Pork?

You are disgusting. She’s not like that.

So you weren’t giving her a big hard bang that would lead to the extinction of her species?

GET OUT! JUST GET OUT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

I Want to Believe UFO Ugly Christmas Sweater

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I Want to Believe UFO Ugly Christmas Sweater
I know what you’re thinking. I want to believe, but I just haven’t been butt-probed yet. Fair enough. If that’s the case, this I Want to Believe UFO Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect sweater for you this holiday season. It tells people where you stand on the whole alien proctology issue.

I hear ya. Isn’t it a little early for Christmas? Maybe. But how do you know I’m not late for last Christmas?

Cereal Killer Cereal Bowl

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Cereal Killer Cereal Bowl
You know how you eat cereal out of a Cereal Killer Cereal Bowl? Well,first you lure your cereal to a nice secluded spot. Maybe the kitchen. Then you strike hard with a spoon, hoping that no one is nearby to hear any loud snap, crackles or pops as it fights you. Then you hide the cereal so there is no evidence left behind. In your mouth. Hide it in your mouth.

That is one creepy way to eat cereal. Oh and call yourself a cereal killer name. Like Son of (Toucan)Sam. Or the Cheerios Killer. Trix the Ripper….

Donald Trump 3D T-Shirt With Real Hair

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Donald Trump 3D T-Shirt With Real Hair
Wave your Trump flag proudly with this cool Trump 3D T-Shirt With Real Hair. You can comb it, watch it wave in the breeze, pet it and keep it as a pet, put some bows in it, or a hair clip, give him some dreads… The possibilities are endless. Let’s make T-shirts great again. Look at that luxurious mane just blowing in the wind. That’s some Fabio shizz right there. This is gonna be yuuge!

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Denture Necklace

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Denture Necklace
Time to have a denture adventure with this Denture Necklace. Ohhhhhhh gummy! Now when I need a top set cuz I’m trying to chomp down on a Burger King Whopper, I can just grab my necklace and shove ’em in my face. Like those librarians that have their glasses on their necklace, just more disgusting.

Nah. I would never do that. I’m just teething teasing.