This Alien Head Planter makes fun of those grey alien abducting psychos, by giving them some crazy plant hair. Probably make ’em jealous too, cuz they don’t have hair and rogaine doesn’t work on their planet either. They might want to consider growing plants in their heads cuz that killer hair makes ’em look all cool, like it’s blowing in the wind like some 80s heartthrob.
The truth is out there and it’s friggin’ weird!
I don’t know about you, but I’m always losing my skull planters when it gets dark. You can’t find ’em cuz you can’t see ’em. Then you trip over it and break it in a thousand pieces. Well, this Glow-in-the-Dark Skull Flower Pot will always be visible and very very scary! Seriously, I’m shivering right now. But that may just be because I didn’t pay the heating bill. Not because I’m kicking heroine. Although I do kick heroine. Right to the curb. Say no to drugs peeps. Also say no to drugged peeps cuz that’s a serious danger at Easter parties. Just passing that tip along.
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Love these Succusaurus Cacteye Dinosaurs. I just love to say it. You suck! Yeah? Well you succusaurus! You’re a Succusaurus rex! They are a safe place for all of your succulents, but they also create a new dinosaur species. I was trying to figure out what else to say, but I can’t find the right words. Better consult my Thesucusaurus. I mean thesaurus.
It’s like dinosaurs were attacked by plants. From the inside! This is why I don’t eat salads people.
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Let’s see. Which way do I go? I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. This Amityville, Friday the 13th, Nightmare Elm Street Horror Crossroads Sign will guide the way. Although I don’t think you are going to like any of your destinations. I’m just turning back. Seriously, you have fun with whatever you choose. I’m gonna go take a nap or something.
This Skull and Books Planter will make your garden look all classy and Gothic. Is that an Aloe mohawk. Skulls look awesome with plant punk hair. If this guy had a guitar, he would totally rock your garden. The Garden Gnomes would open for him. He wouldbe playing guitar, flinging that plant hair all around. Kicking dirt everywhere…. And then that hallucinogen would wear off, cuz you trippin’ fool! Whoever heard of a skull hard rockin’ a garden? What’s wrong with you?