And now for a Skull With Beard And Glasses. You know why I like this? Well, aside from the obvious fact that it’s a skull with a beard and spectacles. Because it looks like that dude from Mythbusters.Is it him? No it’s not. Myth busted! That makes me the new Mythbusters!
I’m pulling the trigger on this one. I just need someone to talk to and he looks like a good listener.
Widows are the worst, all sex starved and groping you all the time cuz you’re a man and they need some sweet lovin’, but enough about my short career as a gigolo at a retirement community. These Black Widow Spider Glasses reminded me how grabby those blue haired ladies were.
These glasses are bad-ass, showing the deadly black widow in several poses like it’s a sexy spider calendar or something. I don’t blame male spiders for falling for the black widow’s tricks. I mean, ya see an hour glass on their back, you just figure it’s a tramp stamp. You figure it means she’s up for about an hour of fun and that’s it. Hell, that’s 59 minutes and 30 seconds more than I need.
But no, it means death. *Sad face*
This Vino De Nosferatu Decanter and Glasses set will let you have a drink with Dracula. Have a nip with Nosferatu. You get free matching table accessories too. Raise a toast. You’ll be Vlad you did. Eck! Your blood tastes terrible. Why do you have to be so negative?
This set looks pretty cool. Way to luxurious and rich for my blood. Which tastes terrible by the way. So don’t invite me over. My blood is a terrible vintage.
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Slipped disc? You’re drinking from it. I’m not inebriated. I am In-vertebrae-ated. So there. These Vertebrae Shot Glasses really help you put your back into it when you knock back a drink.
*Feeling tipsy.* Sure, I’ll have another drink. Spine with me.
*More tipsy* Say what do ya call an Egyptian back guy? A Cairo-Practer. Nose, I’m not drunk.
*Far beyond tipsy* Go aheads, click glasses together again. “This is Spinal Tap.” S’okay s’okay. Nosh drunk. Gonna talk to the pretty lady. Hey. Can I get your Lumbar? *Hiccup* Or at least some lumbar support…?
Raise a toast to your anatomy with these Anatomy Drinking Glasses. No bones about it. I need a drink. Do I pour it directly into my rib cage, my torso? Those bony feet? Screw it! Just tossed it all down my gullet the way nature intended. Right from the bottle. I hate having to make decisions.
So I may never ever use these glasses, but at least I can display and stack them any way I want and they will look cool. Skeletons are always cool.
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