This Roadkill Bunny Rabbit Costume begs the question, why did the bunny cross the street? To get to the other side. Get it? The other side? As in the afterlife. Now you can be a roadkill rabbit this Halloween. Complete with blood and gross entrails sticking out everywhere.
Why wait until Halloween? I’m gonna wear this and lay on my neighbor’s lawn next Easter. That way those neighbor kids will know that the bunny died for their sins.
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We’ve featured netherworldoddities work before and now we are really getting an ear-full with this Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Zombie Ear Necklace. You can see a bunch of her other scary stuff in the background. Daryl sure likes to collect ears. Maybe he’s making an ear-wax candle. That would explain it. Maybe he’s just eerie! This fun piece of jewelry reminds me of The Who’s rock opera “Zombie”.
Zombie can you ear me?
Can you feel me near you?
That’s “Tommy” you idiot!
No it’s not! Oh wait! You’re right. I really should clean this record and finally make the jump to that new CD technology. It’s not even vinyl, it’s so dusty it’s more like felt. I didn’t even notice after the needle grew a Gandolf beard that it likes to drag around the grooves. Also, the song “Foosball Wizard” never did sound right. You live you learn.
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, these Freddy Krueger skin coasters are sick! Freddy wants to protect your furniture from drink spills and those horrible sweat rings. What better way to do this than to rip off some of his own flesh and set it down on your table?
You have to hand it to Freddy. He may be all burnt and melted, but one thing he doesn’t have is acne. Butt-ne? Probably. We all have that right! *crickets* No? Just me? No way! Like I’m the only guy rubbing a bottle Clearasil on each cheek! Whatevs!
I bet the skin sticks to your glass when you try to lift it up too. Nasty!
One, two, Freddy’s skin is goo. Three, four, ain’t gonna drink no more. Now I’m scared and have to stay up all night. Damn you Freddy!
This fun mask simulates the bizarre world of plastic surgery. Either that or a football coach was planning the teams next play all over this woman’s face. It could go either way, I’m not sure.
Hey, I don’t judge. You want to put cement in your dump truck to accentuate your curves, fine by me. Your the one who has to sit on that wide load all day. You wanna change your face, fine whatever. But I draw the line at animal plastic surgery. Like that time I dropped bootsy off at the vet and came back the next day. The cat had Kim Kardashian’s face. Basically a pair of lips inside a lion’s mane.
WTF doc? Do you confuse the word checkup for f**k up often?
You said give her plastic surgery.
Wait, what? Ohhh! No, I said that’s classic “perjury”! I was watching friggin’ People’s Court on my phone! WTF! Why is her ass so huge?
Well, you do a job, you do it right. I-
For f**ks sake!
These zombie cookies look pretty grotesque thanks to some nice gory details. They may look rotten but they are actually sweet. Om nom nom! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
Hey, why are all of my zombie cookies missing their heads?
Headshots! You’re welcome! Now you can eat them safely. I also bit the heads off of all of your goldfish crackers just to be safe. Enjoy your bag of tails and let me know if there’s anything else I can do to help maam!
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