Tag: halloween

Steampunk Frankenstein Costume

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This Steampunk Frankenstein Costume makes Franky look like he’s so bad ass he got kicked out of the Borg Collective. Okay, it’s not technically Frankenstein since that was guy who created the monster. Geesh. Control your nerd rage.

It’s alive Igor!!!!!!! It’s alive!!!!!

Yes master, but why does it need those tubes?

Just looks cool.

His hair is not the best master.

Neither is yours.

His skin doesn’t look so healthy. Are you sure he’s alive master? I just mean, he kinda looks corpse like. Are you sure you don’t have more work to do?

Enough. I’m just not very good at this okay. I’ve had a tough week. Allergies, a wife who wants alimony, been waiting all day for a lightning storm…*Cries* And all you can do is complain. No, don’t touch me! I just need some space.
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Wooden Bat Wings Bow Tie

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Sometimes I invite vampires to dress up and attend my fancy balls. My vampire balls are held strictly for fun of course. In fact I have often heard it said that my Vampire balls are “sweaty, but well formed”, because I do tend to have the heat up, but it is all planned out perfectly. Others say that my Vampire balls are “high and tight” and they are, as we are on the penthouse floor, but in a small side room.

But enough about my great big swinging Vampire balls. If you attend, make sure you wear something like this cool Wooden Bat Wings Bow Tie. If I am impressed, perhaps next year I will put you in charge and then you can hold my Vampire balls for me.

11 Freaky Halloween Pet Costumes

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You may not know this, but your animals like to dress up for Halloween too. You wouldn’t know, because you are distracted by human Halloween. Check out these freaktastic pet costumes. These are the kinds of costumes that earn a dog an extra treat and a cat an extra pet. Not really. Most of these are downright freaky. Terrifying even. Like the Ghostbusters Zuul Demon Dog above.
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Zombie Tarot Cards

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Zombie Tarot Cards
Look at the Zombie Tarot Cards. What do you see in my future? Is it bad? Is it the death card? Worse? Ohhhh the undead card. That sounds worse somehow. I’m just gonna shoot myself now, cuz all that walking around that zombies do looks wayyyy too tiring.

The upside is, if the zombies rise up, we can all attach our fitbits to their rotting wrists and brag about all the miles we’ve walked. People would be all like, “Then why are you still so fat?” Two words. Thyroid condition. Yeah, so back off.
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4-Port USB Skull Hub

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4-Port USB Skull Hub
I like my USB hubs to look like I just dug them up from a graveyard, so this 4-Port USB Skull Hub is right up my cranium. I mean alley. Not only does it have 4 USB ports, but you can use the top to hold some of your desk junk because like me when I blog, this guy doesn’t need to use his brain.

You can do what you want, but I’m giving this guy googly eyes and calling him Bones. He can call me Kirk. Damn it Jim I’m a Skull not a googly-eyed doctor!