This Spider Coin Purse (PDF pattern) is perfect for when you leave your web to do some grocery shopping. That will be $103.86 please. WTF? For a tube of hemorrhoid cream and a roll of lifesavers? I guess the economy really has gone to hell. Oh well. I’ll just pay for it in quarters and nickels so I can show off my cool spider coin purse.
As a bonus, this guy gets fatter with every coin you put in him, making him look all beefed up and strong.
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Let somebody else be in charge of your body and use you as a meat puppet this Halloween. This Alien Mind Control mask is pretty realistic. I should know. I’ve tussled with aliens before. Some of them do tend to put your head up their butts so they can control you.
His mind is your mind. His thoughts are your thoughts. Hey, Spock did this Mind meld junk in a much nicer way. With Spock you never had to smell alien rectum while someone else was in the driver’s seat. Anyway, thank God this is just a mask. Only $97.99 from The Horrordome. More images below.
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Zombies want brains. They will kill you dead to get yours. But the real monsters are your friends who leave rings on your table or spill their drink. Now you can stop one monster by using another. This Twisted Zombies With Brains Coaster Set will help.
These disgusting zombies are all twisted around some brains and just waiting to protect your surfaces from drinks. Who is the real zombie? The ones who walk around with their flesh rotting or the loser who ruins your table and doesn’t even notice?
Need some crib light? Get a rib light! Doctor, my lamp has stopped working! I need an IV stat! Get me those rib spreaders! Keep an eye on the patients vitals while I change the bulb!
Need a shade on your rib lamp? Then put some meat on your bones. The only thing missing is a pull cord to turn it on and off, that looks like an intestine. Only $100.
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Give your pumpkin 2 arms and 2 legs with this set of 4 Halloween Pumpkin Appendages. Pumpkins are born without limbs. It is a tragic condition, but one that can be remedied today. These arms are bendable and posable. This Halloween, give your pumpkin the gift of limbs.
It is going to be so awesome being able to high five my pumpkin, shake hands and make him give the middle finger to my neighbors. Check out more images below.
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