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Awesome Custom LEGO Minifigures From Horror Movies

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Lego horror minifigsEbay seller drkade makes all kinds of awesome custom LEGO minifigs. Name a movie or a TV show and he has it. Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Breaking Bad. Seriously I think I even saw a LEGO minifig of myself while looking through his store. He got most of the details just right, but admit it dude, you exaggerated the pot belly just a bit. Anyway, some of the coolest customs he has are these minifigs based on Horror characters.

Check out Jack Torrance from “The Shining” above. Then click through to check out some other cool figures, like Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Medusa, Zombies and more.
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Lifesize Uma Thurman Mannequin Wearing Poison Ivy Costume

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Poison Ivy Batman and Robin costumeBatman and Robin. That was a terrible Batman movie. Luckily it did have Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. I would rub up on those vines and get a seven year itch. You know what I’m sayin’? Reminds me of that time (the only time) a girl came over to my house wearing a sexy Poison Ivy costume. She was covered in actual Poison Ivy. She was all like, “I’m just wearing this so you won’t touch me, perv! I’m only here because you have an Xbox.”

Anywho. Do you want a life sized Uma Thurman doll wearing the Poison Ivy costume? Ebay seller gvmdesigns has one for you for 5 grand. Oh man, give me just one night with her and it would be worth the year long calamine lotion baths and blistery lesions all over my body. Mind if I climb that Ivy tower madame?

More images below, including a weird one where she has a canine sidekick.
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Horror Nesting Doll Set

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horror nesting dollsThis set of horror nesting dolls are all separated and not nesting because basically they would all just cut each other to shreds so that when you opened it, it would be nothing but blood and broken dolls. That’s because these guys are hardcore.

You have Jason Vorhees, Freddy Krueger, Mike Myers, Ghost face from Scream and Chuckie. Only $25. These guys scare the bejesus out of me.

I mean that in a very Matryoshka doll way too. They scare me so much that a bejesus (Whatever that is) will burst out from inside of me, looking all pale and Golem-like, then a little clown will burst out of him. Then a tiny furry dancing gnome will burst from his chest and run out into the night screaming. No really. That just happened! I think somebody spiked my drink again- Here come the fire ants with heads of actors that I hate!

This Maggot Mask Will Make Your Skin Crawl

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maggot maskMaggot Man. Maggot Man. Does whatever a Maggot can… Move over Spidey. There is a new hero in town. His power? Well, his skin is oozing with maggots, which turn into flies and confound his enemies. Not a great power, but it’s not like you can choose your super powers. You get bit by whatever radioactive thing bites ya and ya just go with it.

Take me for instance. I got bit by a radioactive bed bud and my power is to lay on the couch all day and play the PS4. Okay, I lied. I’m still rockin’ the PS3. Time to have a nap and burrow deep into my mattress.

Michael Myers Beer Cozy

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Michael Myers Beer CozyIt’s Michael Myers from Halloween. As a beer cozy. Keep your drink cold with a crazed and crocheted slasher. Sadly, drinking your beer with this cozy will not allow you to drink yourself dead and then just rise up like Michael Myers does after getting killed. Only $45. from Etsy.