I wish all girls wore Ouija Board Skirts. It would be so easy to score with chicks. Right now if I take my planchette and start rubbing it all over a girl, I instantly get smacked and kicked in the nads.
But a girl wearing a Ouija Board Skirt? She’s gotta be okay with it if I try to connect with the spirit world(her bedroom). I would just move the planchette over her body and ask if she’s into me. Then she would smile down at me and gently take the planchette, moving it over “YES”. Then I would smile back warmly and take it back and spell out “Should I bring a condom?” because I’m a gentleman after all. That’s when she would glower, yank it from my hand and hover over “goodbye”. *Sad face* I’ll find you one day, true love.
Check out this mask from the 1950s that is for sale on Ebay for $450. The mask is kinda creepy by itself, but you also get a visual history of creepery included in the form of vintage photos, seemingly showing two children in Halloween costumes.
Do do do do do Infector Gadget do do do do do doo doo! 
Women look great in high heels, but I bet they feel like torture. The things women go through to look good for men. Seriously ladies, we don’t need all of that. Just cook us a meal, clean up the place while we play video games and try not to talk too much about your day. Really we–
This maggot infested choker makes quite the fashion statement. That statement is, “Someone slashed my throat and now I have these maggots crawling all over my wound. No worries.” The only thing it is missing are a couple of aggressive flies buzzing about.