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Octopus Tentacles Drinking Glass Set

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Octopus Tentacles Drinking Glass SetYou don’t need tentacles to grab onto this Octopus Tentacles Drinking Glass Set, but it helps. Especially after you’ve knocked back a few beers and are waving your tentacles all over the place, and accidentally dripping ink from your main tentacle. Happens to the best of us.

Tell me if you’ve heard this one. An octopus walks into an octopus bar and says “bartender, pour me a drink.” What did the bartender say? He didn’t say anything, cuz it is ridiculous. How can you pour a drink underwater? It makes no damn sense. Not even sure why I brought it up.

Kraken Attacking Submarine Pint Glasses

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Kraken Attacking Submarine Pint Glasses
Do you notice anything strange about this image here? I don’t know, just something out of the ordinary? Well, yes I know that these Kraken Attacking Submarine Pint Glasses look awesome cuz the Kraken is all like, “Say Uncle! Just stay down!” and is grunting and stuff, while the submarine is all like, “Stop giving me a noogie. I’m telling mom!”, but what else? Still don’t see it? Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything at all. I don’t want to be rude or anything. Psst! *Whispers* Somebody peed in that pint glass. And by the amber coloring and cloudiness, I would say they drank a full bodied ale and didn’t have any supper. Also, those kidneys are not happy. Look at all the froth!

Cryptozoology Keychains – Bigfoot, Yeti and More!

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Cryptozoology Keychains - Bigfoot, Yeti and More!
These Cryptozoology Keychains let you put some crazy cryptids in your pocket, Like Bogfoot. Oops, I mistyped that. Meant to say Bigfoot. Bogfoot is a mythical beast that lives in the swamp, therefore keeps stepping in the bog. Anyway, these keychains are kind of fun. Pick your favorite and put your keys on. You can choose from Bigfoot, Yeti, Kraken, Nessie and more. No Mothman though, cuz he flew toward the light and was never seen again. I don’t recognize some of them.
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Leather Kraken Helmet

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Leather Kraken HelmetCrikey, ats a kraken elmet mate! I’ll take a crack at that kraken helmet. It doesn’t have any actual cracks right? Good cuz my head needs to be protected while I’m riding my Big Wheel, which I decked out in tentacles and seaweed. I’m going for a whole Mad Max thing. In this case, I call it Crazy Kraks.

You see why I have to protect my noggin? Cuz these ideas are gold! Plus I’m a big fan of Cthulhu and Krakens. In school the girls used to call me H.P. Nub-craft, for reasons I don’t feel comfortable getting into here. Well, I better get Kraken if I’m gonna save up all my dough and buy this thing.
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Tentacle Lantern Wall Plaque with LED Light

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Tentacle Lantern Wall Plaque with LED Light
This Tentacle Lantern Wall Plaque with LED Light is awesome. It’s like Cthulhu just punched a tentacle through your wall to give you a little light. Thanks a lot Cthulhu, but unless you plan on staying there and holding that light for the rest of your life, I’m gonna need that wall fixed. Damn. Stop trying to be so overly helpful. It causes problems. Great. Now I hurt his feelings. It’s gonna be okay big guy. Stop crying. My walls are getting all wet.