Garbage Pail Kids are nasty. You leave any kid in the garbage for long enough, he/she is bound to have some deformities and gross behavior. Check out this bust of Elaine Vein for $207.49. That chick is crazy nasty, popping veins all over her head. Looks like the Fukushima boy’s choir.
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This here knife is why it doesn’t pay to go all Indiana Jones and dig for buried treasure. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? More like Indiana Jones and the Tetanus shot. This evil knife is just waiting to slice somebody and kill them dead. See that face? That’s the ancient Mayan face of the knife-wielding God I’Cut’U’N’Laf’a’lot. He finds this stuff hilarious. The worst part is, after this thing cuts you, it will just lay there and stare at you. Only $99. on Ebay.
One more image after the break. My God…It’s full of rust.
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This maggot infested choker makes quite the fashion statement. That statement is, “Someone slashed my throat and now I have these maggots crawling all over my wound. No worries.” The only thing it is missing are a couple of aggressive flies buzzing about.
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When you love her enough to give her jewelry, give her something she will remember. Like a Maggot Necklace. If you can’t afford the $17 to buy one, just leave some meat outside in the heat and wait. When the maggots show up, all wiggly and nasty, capture one. Stab it and put a chain through it’s body. Then you have a nasty maggot necklace. Your welcome.
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