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Weird 3rd Eye Baby

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Weird 3rd Eye Baby
This thing is called 3rd Eye Baby. I call it terrifying and nightmare inducing. It’s a baby trapped in a frame, with a 3rd eye. Coincidentally, this looks like what I see in the mirror after I wake up with a red M & M stuck to my forehead. It happens more than you might think.

Hey baby, who’s your favorite band? *Stabs it in the 3rd eye with a fork.* Is it Third Eye Blind? Hahhaha. That joke cracks me up every time. You okay baby? Ever been convicted of a felony? Oh, I see. You were framed. Hahahahahha. Babies are such easy marks. Hey baby-

Wait what?

Damnit! I was looking in the mirror this whole time. Oh sweet a red M & M! nom nom nom.

Creepy Funny Horror Fashion Photos

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Creepy Funny Horror Pics
Etsy seller MadrigalleryDotCom may be a serial killer. Call it a hunch. Either that or they are making their own version of American Horror story. They sell all kinds of photos/nightmare fuel. These are just a few examples. Thanks internet. Yet again, there’s no way I’m sleeping tonight.

You got your weird-ass glittery demon in red who just washed her hair, a weird-ass demon with a chocolate chip cookie and many more. I can identify with the cookie one. I’m a demon for cookies too.

Pro tip: If you have company that you want gone, buy these and put them in every room. Act like they are normal. Better yet, dress to match them.

Can you imagine the photo shoot? Work it. Work it girl. Turn to the left. Give me more horn. Love that attitude. Hold the cookie! The cookie is everything! More teeth!
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Steampunk Frankenstein Costume

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steampunk frankenstein
This Steampunk Frankenstein Costume makes Franky look like he’s so bad ass he got kicked out of the Borg Collective. Okay, it’s not technically Frankenstein since that was guy who created the monster. Geesh. Control your nerd rage.

It’s alive Igor!!!!!!! It’s alive!!!!!

Yes master, but why does it need those tubes?

Just looks cool.

His hair is not the best master.

Neither is yours.

His skin doesn’t look so healthy. Are you sure he’s alive master? I just mean, he kinda looks corpse like. Are you sure you don’t have more work to do?

Enough. I’m just not very good at this okay. I’ve had a tough week. Allergies, a wife who wants alimony, been waiting all day for a lightning storm…*Cries* And all you can do is complain. No, don’t touch me! I just need some space.
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Animated Raccoon Prop Is Crazy As Hell

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Can'd Coon
Holy coon in a can batman! If you want to scare the candy-corn riddled poop out of your trick or treaters this year, put this animated raccoon prop in your yard and just watch the local police reports pile up as your neighbors call 911. This ferocious pile of fur pounces out of the trash can, makes snarly sounds and spits some kind of green venom at it’s victims.

It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. It doesn’t want your Halloween candy. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Click through to see this crazy thing on video.
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Medical Dental Dummy

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Medical Dental Dummy
Ummm, no. Just no. The seller says that this Medical Dental Dummy was used at a college in Los Altos Hills, California as a practice patient for dental students. Care to guess how many suicides took place there? I have no idea, but I would have taken one look at this thing and tossed myself out the nearest window. And if I landed on the grass to find out I was on the first floor? I would have ran back inside and taken the elevator to the top and done it again.

Check out a close up of the teeth in the second pic below. Kids got some choppers. He looks stoned as hell. Like, “Dude, just do whatever. I am so baked. Let me help you learn dentistry bra!”
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