If you can’t beat them, drink out of their rotten Zombie skulls. Raise a toast and smash their rotted faces together, for tomorrow we battle the undead. Well… The rest of you will battle. I’ll be hiding in a cellar somewhere, wishing you all the best. Then when you get back, I’ll act like I did all the work. Cool?
Etsy seller MakingFacesPottery makes all kinds of creepy and cool monster face mugs. This scary Zombie face mug is only $95.
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Hey Baby. You are looking cute as dungeon loot. What do you say we blow this dungeon and level up together? I would totally hit that. And my nerd D and D character has a ton of hit points, so I would hit it again and again. Hairy and scary, just the way I like ’em.
Looks like Jesus and Mary like the old cosplay. Mary looks pretty sexy as Batman, but Jesus as Robin just looks like Weird Al Yankovic. This dynamic duo is hand painted and only $150. from Etsy seller 
Dr. Oz. The women love this guy. And why not? Any dude who uses props of giant rectums and vaginas, and makes his audience interact with dried human hearts is a guy that chicks obviously feel safe around. Seems legit. Well, how do you like him now? This