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Run! Steampunk Octopus On A Chariot

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steampunk octopusWhen you see a steampunk octopus wearing goggles, waving a trident at you, while riding a chariot, you better run like hell. This awesome piece is made almost entirely out of wood.

Is it octopus or octopi? An octopi sounds delicious, but I bet it would be all slimy and nasty. Do they travel in an octopod? If they get hurt, do the leak octo-puss? Stop confusing my octopuses. And stop chasing people on chariots. It’s 2014. Would it kill you to use one of your 8 limbs to open a car door and get in?
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Jar Jar Binks Is The Ultimate Warrior, With Sword and Cyber Shield

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jar jar binks warriorJar Jar Binks is the bane of the Star Wars prequels, but now he is back and ready for action! He came to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And he is all out of bubble gum!

This Gungan doesn’t need a gun-gun. He has his sword and shield and even a power crystal! Get ready for the ultimate sequel/prequel/squee-quel: JAR WARS! Directed by a 5 year old with a hot-glue gun and a dream.

It’s enough to make Jabba The Hutt puke!
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Nightmare from the Underbed Rabbit Monster

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rabbit monsterI’m feeling a tad sick. Maybe I’ll just get some soup from the cupboard. That will feel nice and-*opens the cupboard and screams. Slams the cupboard shut, screaming some more, running around hysterically in circles, hyperventilating into a paper bag, before fainting*

No. No, I’m feeling healthy. I’ll be fine. No soup for me. In fact, I don’t need anything from that cupboard. Ever again.

This scary beast clutching a soup can comes from Etsy seller RavendarkCreations for $250. It was inspired by Brom’s illustrated novel Plucker.
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Newly Hatched Baby Raptor Jesus Egg

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Baby Raptor JesusHey, if they say it’s baby Jesus hatching out of an egg, who am I to argue? I am ready to worship you, my fetus bodied, raptor headed god, sitting on your eggshell throne. How may I serve?

Yes master. *buzz* I shall get the DNA of your raptor relatives and clone them at once. *buzz* You shall have a mighty army. Just as soon as I get this fly. There he is my lord. On your nose. *Crack/squish* Oh s**t. Can you hear me raptor Jesus? No? Damn.

Psst.

What do you want Satan Clamcake? *hold out your hand boy* Okay. Sweet. Thanks for the thirty pieces of silver. Is this enough to buy a PS4?
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Amazing Custom-Made Horror Movie Chess Set And Table

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horror chess setGet ready to play the scariest chess game that you have ever played with this custom $3,500.00 chess set and table. It has custom horror movie pieces like Frankenstein, Dracula, Medusa, Godzilla and more. The pawns are Igor from “Young Frankenstein”. The board and the coffin that holds the pieces are filled with classic characters and themes from various movies.

This one of a kind chess set is perfect for fans of the horror genre and it is an art piece that will be the center of your Gothic mansion or Werewolf cave.

Click through for a ton of detailed images.
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