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Black Onyx Spider Sterling Silver Cuff Bracelet

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I hate sliders! I mean spiders! I hate the old Sliders TV show too, but for completely different reasons. I guess I’m dealing with a lot of repressed stuff today for that to come bubbling up to the surface. Spiders always do this to me. Anything on 8 legs stresses me out. *Breathing. Finding a place of zen.*

This Black Onyx Spider Sterling Silver Cuff Bracelet gives me an idea. Everytime I kill a spider, I’m gonna encase it in clear plastic so I can wear a spider ring on every finger. Plus have a spider cuff for each arm. That way when I get to the Boss Spider, I can punch it’s lights out with my spider-fists of fury and block it’s strikes with my cuffs.

On second thought that may have been the end an old Nintendo game.

Zombie M & M’s And Zombie Good & Plenty T-Shirts

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Your favorite Halloween candies are now Zombies thanks to Etsy seller wardrobetheglobe. FYI: I tried wardrobing the globe once, but I kept having to undo that Hawaiian shirt anytime I wanted to see learn about the world.

We have zombie M & M’s (The peanut variety) and zombie Good and Plenty. This candy bites back! I always wanted to dress up as undead candy. Heh. Undead Candy. Sounds like a stripper putting on a Halloween show, but that may just be my meds kicking in.
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Drinks With Death Halloween Fascinator

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Drinks With Death
This Drinks With Death Halloween Fascinator doesn’t scare me. I’ll drink death under the table. ANOTHER! *Slams shot glass down on the table. Wipes my lips with my arm. Stares intently at death. Then passes out and hits the table after the first drink.*

This fun Halloween Fascinator (That’s a fancy word for putting absurd things on your head.) has a drunken skeleton clutching a cherry-topped cocktail and a light-up brain. Which describes the end of my work day pretty well actually. He’s even laying in the same position, except I’m clutching my computer, not a brain. There are also two eyeballs.
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Weird Skullapillar Mini Puppet

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This Skullapillar mini puppet just wants a hug. And since your body is too big, just give the little guy your finger. Let him squeeze it real tight. Paint a little Skullapiller face on your finger and he might even fall in love. Start smooching your finger as he holds it tight, doing a little slow dance.

Until he BITES YOUR FAKE FINGER FACE OFF because that’s how they mate. What are you crazy? You don’t go sticking your finger anywhere near a Skullapillar! What’s wrong with you? Look at him snacking on your fingertip, with that sex afterglow on his mandible face.
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Run Charlie Brown! Dont let the Zombies get you!

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Run Charlie Brown! Dont let the Zombies get you!
For all of you rugrats out there who don’t know who Charlie Brown is, he is a member of the Peanuts gang, which is a cartoon that has sucked for as long as I can remember. I’m sorry guys. I’m just bitter that I didn’t get the part of Pig-Pen in the new movie. And I have my own dirtcloud and everything. Eh. You win some ya lose some, but you’ll always stink to high heaven. That’s what my dad always said.

Check out Charlie Brown getting chased by zombie Peppermint Patty, Lucy and Linus. Woodstock is even coming out of zombie Sally’s mouth. Freaky.