Cheesus Crust, that is an awesome figure. I love that he comes with his own trading card. Nobody has a batting average like Cheesus. Plus, he’s the one guy in the world who won’t care if you call him pizza-face. This makes me want my own anchovy mustache by the way. For those of you who don’t already pray to Cheesus, you should. Every time I pray, I get the most delicious pie, plus he turns your iced coke into wine. Thank you Cheesus! You the man!
Thanks Jeremy.
Make every drink a monster drink with this Set Of 4 Universal Horror Monsters Glasses. You get Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster and the Bride of Frankenstein. Poor Frankie. He can never get a night out with just the guys. If you get this set, just put her away now and then and give him a break.
Hey, check out these cool Spooky Apothecary Jars. Are you listening? Do you even apothe-CARE-y? I know ya do. Just funning with ya. Which is similar to joshing you, but with no Josh required. These scary looking jars are going to look great on your shelves if they are as full of cobwebs as mine are.
There’s Vampire Juice, Witches Brew and Spider Poison. Among others.
I’ll Use the Witches brew to lure a Vampire, then make him drink the V juice, (That’s not dirty. Just sounds dirty) and have him administer the spider poison, so I can clean up all of those cobwebs! Why are they called cobwebs anyway? I never see them on corn cobs.
Unleash the Kraken! Well, you didn’t have to give me the finger while wearing a Kraken Octopus Ring. That’s not a very nice way to unleash the Kraken. Then again, now that I think about it, there’s probably no polite way to unleash the Kraken. And I really have to stop barging into rooms and shouting that.
You would think I would have learned my lesson after rushing through my bathroom door and shouting it. The plumber was still crouched over the toilet, and he had already unleashed his hairy Crack-en. *sigh* Some phrases sound cool, but should never be uttered.
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Allison Taylor Designs makes these Classic Monster Cuff Bracelets for monster loving wrists. They make all kinds of cool jewelry, but we really dig these. I saw these and I was all like, “I’m here to turn myself over to the jewelry police. Cuff me. I’m guilty.” Okay, so they are more for the ladies. Your point? I think I’m man enough to pull it off. Putting it on is another matter! Okay, that joke fell flat. It was just off the cuff. Not really myself today if I’m honest. Need more coffee so I can be more cuff-einated.
Okay, that joke was totally on the cuff, so I ain’t gettin’ in a huff. Don’t believe me? Wanna call my bluff? Just an idiot with a blog, sayin’ stuff. And now, that’s enough!
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