Etsy seller croshame was inspired to create a crocheted portrait of the horrific events that alledgedly occurred in the Chelsea Hotel on October 12. 1978, where Sid Vicious was accused of killing Nancy Spungen.
Seems like a pretty good crochet re-enactment to me. You get angry Sid, a dead Nancy, and the weapon: a knife, wiped clean. Is it wrong to say that this is the cutest crime re-enactment ever?
This $375 custom built lawn mowing bike has one of those old-style bladed push mowers attached in front, so you can zip around the neighborhood mowing lawns in a crazy short time. You’ll be making bank son! Rolling in them Benjamins. Choppin’ the grass and gettin’ dat ass. Rollin’ in the cheddar! Big pimpin son.
Until your legs flare up like 2 sausages and your butt cheeks are 2 big calluses. It was fun while it lasted, but you are in so much pain, you don’t even mind when some dude riding a John Deere does a drive-by and knocks you off of your smooth pimp ride. Now there is a new king in town. Lawn wars be crazy like that.
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Do you like to collect your cat’s hair and whiskers? Well, aside from the fact that you are likely on some serial killer list somewhere, you have another problem. There’s just no good way to collect your trophies. That jar of hair and whiskers on your shelf just lacks class.
Try the Cat Whiskers Case. It will keep those whiskers organized and all in one place. It helps to hide your creepy hobby from others and might make it look a little less creepy. Get it for just $25 here.
Etsy seller akatayanagi is offering four nightmarish Adventure Time prints for $23. Just don’t blame me when you get nightmares about Finn and Jake coming to eat you alive.
You get Princess Bubblegum looking how she probably really looks inside, Evil Finn and Jake, Marceline and a Gingerbread dude. No LSP? I demand an evil Lumpy Space Princess.
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This $420.Needle Felted Kitchen Hat has everything but the kitchen sink. It also lacks food, a stove, a microwave, and chairs for the kitchen table. It’s pretty bare. No wonder that dog looks so depressed. He’s waiting for a snack that never comes. Maybe they just moved in.
It does have curtains. I don’t know if the curtains match the drapes, but I know that the dog matches the floor. I often wear the kitchen on my head too, but that’s only because the wife likes to dump food on my head after I criticize her cooking. So what if I like my food shaped like dinosaurs. That DOES NOT make me a baby. The way I cry and suck my thumb afterwards does!
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