For those who prefer a good poop outdoors, you can buy this antique outhouse for just $200. It was probably built in the 1930s or 1940s. It’s the house that sh*t built. Also the house that someone had to clean the sh*t out of. It basically looks like it is falling apart and has received it’s last set of buttcheeks on that wood throne.
The old Duke boys probably took many a duke in that thing. Till Boss Hog came to visit one day and caused a mini earthquake that tilted the crap shack and left it venting Cleveland steam for 3 weeks straight.
Hey, it has two holes. Team pooping/peeing FTW! Click through for more shots.
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The Rough Rider versus the Creepy Cryptid. Sure, Teddy Roosevelt gave a speech with a bullet in his chest, but did you know that he slaughtered his share of bigfoot creatures as well? True story. He was a true patriot and a real monster hunter.
Sweet Jesus! This 
Everything that you buy and play with today is just going to be dug up in the far future as an ancient artifact, by big-eyed humans with pasty skin. They also have evolved to be a telepathic collective society, but they live in caves because the radiation makes them break out in spores. Yeah, spores. Not hives. Actual mushrooms grow out of their skin. It’s gross. But the telepathy is cool.