Authentic Ceramic Hot Dog

ceramic hot dogNow this is a tasty decoration. Forget all of your grandmothers porcelain animals and figurines. Ceramic Hot Dogs are where it’s at! You will relish this amazing one of a kind collector’s item and piece of Americana Obese-a-rama.

This ceramic decoration knocks my “Oscar Meyer” out of the “Ball Park”. See what I did there? Hot damn, that is one finely detailed wiener in a bun! Only $34.99 from Ebay. Where else?

Well, I’m off to find some ceramic burgers, chicken nuggets and fries, so I can have an entire ceramic meal on a tray.
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Custom Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Manor Haunted House

walking dead house playsetThis $500. custom Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Manor house is the best playset ever for fans of the TV show.  It was made by Mindbender Customs has an insane amount of detail. It comes with Chupachabra Daryl, Zombie Merle and Bloody Variant Judith. All Handpainted. This is a 3 story house for Your Walking Dead Figures.

This thing has a ton of amazing detail. It is a one of a kind playset that you won’t find anywhere else. Your Dexter action figure will also feel right at home.

Click through for lots of images of the rooms.
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Stop Trolling Me Bro: Troll Doll Paperweight

troll doll prisonYou remember these trolls right? These freaky looking dolls with magical rainbow afros were pretty popular in the 80s. I always thought that these little creepers should be locked up in some kind of Phantom Zone prison and jettisoned into the sun. Well, apparently Etsy seller ISpyPaperweights feels the same way. She has imprisoned some troll dolls inside of glass and turned them into paperweights.

Like a Troll Doll prison warden, you can now watch over these deadly and devious inmates, safe in the knowledge that your papers will stay put. Safe in the knowledge that at least a few of these monstrosities are off the streets.

Eww La La: Pinup Goblins

goblin pinupHey Baby. You are looking cute as dungeon loot. What do you say we blow this dungeon and level up together? I would totally hit that. And my nerd D and D character has a ton of hit points, so I would hit it again and again. Hairy and scary, just the way I like ’em.

Etsy seller FiendishThingies has a ton of cool sculptures, but these Pinup goblins for $350. take the cake…And rub it all over themselves, with smokey eyes, while blowing you a kiss and doing a little dance. Damn girl. You got claws that catch.

Check out another hottie after the break.
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I’ll Just Have Coffee Instead: Tea Bagging Reusable Tea Bag

teabagging tea bagThis perfectly classy reusable teabag will make the perfect cup of tea. Just dunk it into your waiting teacup for a nice cup of tea every time. Steep your tea as long as you like. The boiling hot water won’t hurt your bag. The Teabagging tea bag is the way to go, since the reusable bag is good for the environment.

It is only $14.60 from Amazon.