This custom painted full faced clown motorcycle helmet is made to order. As soon as you pay your $600, one will be freshly painted just for you by Ebay seller alera.of.thailand. Good thing too, because my badass biker gang needs a new theme. You can only get in so much trouble calling yourselves Hell’s Oompa Loompas before you have to change your approach. Everyone is on the lookout for green hair and suspenders now, worried about getting a beatdown with a lollipop. Gotta lay low for awhile. Do some stretches. Work on my height.
This clown helmet is creepy and badass. More images after the break, plus some other badass helmets from the seller.
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Experience the softer side of Cthulhu with this creepy, yet somehow adorable 
Kuato. He’s like Chucky, but more grotesque and baby-like. Now you can have Kuato on your very own stomach 
Cry havoc and let slip the 
Okay. Here’s the plan. Sparklehooves, you enter the convenience store first. Take your time getting a Mountain Dew and then browse the magazine rack. MagicMane, you enter after. Pick up a slim jim and a bag of skittles, then read the nutritional info on the back of a bag of Doritoes. I’ll enter last, casually walking up to MagicMane and downing some skittles. It helps calm my nerves. At that point, it’s ski masks on gentlemen. Whinny like you mean it, then get the weapons out. Watch where you’re pointing that horn!