Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Cthulhu Glow in the Dark Idol Keychains

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Cthulhu Glow in the Dark Idol Keychains
You know Cthulhu is your idol. Not sure if he’s your teen idol, pop idol or your American idol, but I know you love him. I do too. That’s why we should all carry our keys on these Cthulhu Glow in the Dark Idol Keychains. We can be a secret society guys! I’ll notice yours in the grocery store parking lot, then I’ll flash you mine. We can meet around back and do a secret handshake. Get all culty. You’ll say magic words, I’ll say magic words, then we’ll rip a hole in the fabric of space and time, so that Cthulhu can come through and destroy our world. It’ll be-

I guess I didn’t think that out. Okay, plan B. Let’s just get these cuz they’re cool. They even glow in the dark. Pretty sweet.
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Shark Cake and Cupcake Toppers

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Shark Cake and Cupcake Toppers
Sweet! I wish someone had made me some Shark Cake and Cupcake Toppers like this when I was a kid. Since I am having a second childhood that began at 13 and is never-ending, I’m gonna get some for myself. Look at that friggin thing just bursting out of the cake! Bam! Shark’s here! Whatchu gonna do bout it? I’m gonna eat ya with a special 4-harpoon fork I designed myself, that’s what!

*Attaches harpoon fork to string. Loads it up in my air-gun. Pulls trigger. Harpoon impales that shark body DEEP!* Yeah son! That’s how it is!

*Reels him in and the shark falls off the cake, tumbling across the floor on it’s way to me. Picks it up and holds it to my mouth. Looks at the mountain of cat hair and dirt all over it.* Oh, hell no!

*Drops shark to the floor and cries like a two year old*
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Octopus Tentacles Light Switch Covers

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Octopus Tentacles Light Switch Covers
Aceofclay makes some really cool Octopus Tentacles Light Switch Covers. Pfft! Can they reach their tentacles down and turn off the light when I leave the room? *Lights go off.* Damn, I guess they can. Can you turn it back on? It’s not that I’m scared of the dark, I always scream when the lights go off, cuz I’m excited about saving money on my electricity bill.

Okay, I admit it. I’m scared. Can we get the lights back on? It’s not fair when an Octopus bullies a man-pus. C’mon squid it already. I mean quit it. *Lights come on* Much better. Now where was I? Oh yeah, these light switch covers are pretty awesome. Even if they do have a mind of their own.
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Glass Octopus – Don’t Crack My Kraken

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Glass Octopus - Don't Crack My Kraken
Treat this Glass Octopus with care. He’s delicate and fragile. He’s got feelings. So treat him gently. Don’t crack the Kraken. These crazy creepy works of art come in any color you like. That blue version looks real scary. Just one of the many reasons I don’t go in the ocean. Thing’s got eight arms for God’s sake! With suckers! That’s like 8 suckered snakes attacking you all at once.

Still, that’s a damn cool Octopus. That Octopus ain’t no wuss.

UFO Art Pottery – The Truth Is Out There

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UFO Art Pottery
Man, there’s just not enough alien/UFO art pottery. Thank Xenu that CommonGroundPottery is making weird and cool UFO stuff for your home. They look like stuff that an archaeologist dug up, while proving that we have been visited before. In fact, I dare somebody to prove that we have not been visited before. I’ve been visited by the cable guy, a UPS driver, a Jehovah’s Witness, and some kid selling candy bars for his school. And that was just this week. So yeah! Case proven!

I love the saucer shaped pieces that show the pilots in the cockpit. *Giggles* I said cockpit. If you have two aliens in a cockpit, I guess you know what that makes them. Two c**ks in a cockpit. Why do you think they call it that? That’s where c**ks go. Just being honest. I hope they don’t have a sword fight in there. I’m concerned cuz it’s a small area,with delicate equipment.
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