Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Make Sure You Get Our Facebook Posts

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facebookcreepbayMake sure you get everything from Creepbay on Facebook. If you “liked” us on Facebook you have likely noticed that you don’t see all of our daily posts in your feed. You are only seeing some of the cool things we post! It’s because Facebook is broken. How can you fix this and see everything that Creepbay has to offer?

Just go to our page and hit the “Get Notifications” from the pull down “Liked” menu, as seen in the image here. You’ll get our daily posts in your Facebook feed from now on.

You’re welcome. Now you will see all of the cool and weird stuff we post. And if you haven’t “liked” us yet, stop missing out on cool stuff. Be one of the cool kids.

Bookends That Attack

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bookends
You can’t have books without having some bookends to keep them all organized. Unless you are me and you use canned vegetables, because you’re cheap. What else am I gonna do, eat ’em? Anyway, if I eat that can of corn, my entire Game of Thrones book series is going to fall. Not that I read it. TV made it so I don’t have to read it. Anyway, did you know those books are like 500 pages? And they don’t even have a single picture of a dragon inside?

Anyway these awesome bookends from KnobCreekMetalArts all feature various attacks, with your books caught in the middle. Everything from tentacles attacking pirate ships, to dinosaurs trying to eat people, to aliens abducting people. Who needs to read the books when the bookends are so exciting?

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Tiny Mermaid Skeleton Model Kit

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mermaid bones
Mermaids are the sexiest thing in the sea. In or out of holographic bodysuits. And This trio must be the super model variety. They are all skin and bones. Which is probably why they don’t do a thing for my rusty barnacle. I would have totally thrown them my dingy when they were still buxom and wet though.

Etsy seller Tinysaurs makes all kinds of cool skeletal model kits. You can get cool dinosaurs like this T-Rex, this Plesiosaur and many more. Build them and display them and wonder at mother nature. Then be scared s**tless that we are all just a sack of bones.
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Trapeze Family Clothes Pins: The Amazing Pegzini Family

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trapeze family clothes pins
Now you can be part of a heart-pounding show every time you dry your clothes. You will marvel at the death defying antics. You will be astounded by the acrobatics. You will be- Pretty damn tired from doing laundry all day. But at least you can enjoy these fun trapeze family clothing pins on your clothes line.

These guys are good. Normally I just paint happy faces on my plain wooden clothes pins, but it’s a sausage-fest cuz they are all men. You can’t draw boobs on narrow clothes pins.

Anyway, sorry Pegzini family, your career is all downhill on my clothesline. No really. My size 50 jeans alone really make it sag. Once you were acrobats, now you are just downhill racers.
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Halloween Michael Myers 8 GB USB Flash Drive

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michael meyers flash drive
This Michael Myers 8 GB Flash Drive is all about storing your data. As opposed to, you know, killing people in great numbers every Halloween. Come on Mike. Why ya gotta be like that? If someone ticks you off on Halloween, just egg their house. Throw some toilet paper in their tree. Put soap and shaving cream on their car. He’s always taking things too far.

Well, now he wants to make up for it by storing your images and songs and stuff in his little demented body. He’s about 2 inches tall and doubles as a key chain.
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