Pondering Skeleton Sculptural Bookends

Pondering Skeleton Sculptural Bookends
Hey Pondering Skeleton Sculptural Bookends. Whatcha pondering? The meaning of death? The debate about whether milk actually builds strong bones or not? Maybe you’re wondering why you are all bones, but have huge bright eyes? You keep ponderin’ and wonderin’ skeletons. Don’t let anyone stop you.

They look like they are really wrapped up in whatever you are saying to them, which I like. You don’t say? Oh my! Tell me more. Gonna get me a pair and talk to these guys. That will be less weird than talking to myself. Just a little bit less weird.

Crazy Alien Abduction Prank

alien prankThis is two videos of an alien abduction prank by some wannabe Steven Spielbergs. It’s not very well done. It doesn’t even happen like that in real life. Except for the guy being taken by the tractor beam. That happens all the time. But aliens don’t just scare the hell out of you and then laugh with you about it afterwards. Well, I mean, sometimes they do. Crazy bastards. Okay, I admit, I kinda miss those rectally obsessed freaks.
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Custom Alien Head Magnets

Custom Alien Head Magnets
Alien heads! These Custom Alien Head Magnets finally allow me to collect alien heads in a way that DOES NOT involve chopping their filthy heads off whenever they try to abduct me and take me aboard their spaceships for tests.

Later that night at 3 A.M.

*Stands over a decapitated alien body, breathing heavy, with a machete in my hand.* “I told you, I don’t need a checkup! Now contemplate your dead-side manner you gray bastard!”

Custom Alien Head Magnets

Custom Alien Head Magnets

Day Of The Dead Skull Faces Mini LED Color Changing Lamp

Day Of The Dead Skull Faces Mini LED Color Changing Lamp
Is it the Day of The Dead already? That would explain that rotting zombie at the ATM machine that I had to decapitate with a shovel. It would also explain why my trip to Target was like black friday on acid. Well, time to get my survival gear ready and head out to the mountains, where I will spend my days keeping an eye out for zombies and my nights, reading by this cool Day Of The Dead Skull Faces Mini LED Color Changing Lamp.

Until one night when I fall asleep early and find a zombie gnawing on my arm. Bad zombie! Bad! *hits it in the nose with newspaper. Then when I see it won’t be trained as a pet, blows it’s head off.*

Grim Reaper Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper

Grim Reaper Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper
This year, make Santa Claus think his time is up with the Grim Reaper Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper. Cuz the only thing grimer than a reaper is a Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper is the grimmest reaper I know. He’s gonna be all on your tree like, “Hey Santa, was sup? I think ya better come with me. Leave the presents before you run off screaming. Thanks. Now c’mere you jolly ole f***!”