This nifty Kangaroo Scrotum Keychain sold for $33 the other day. If a rabbit’s foot gives you luck, I wonder what a Kangaroo scrotum will deliver. More to the point, why are we mutilating things to increase our own luck? Oh well, who am I to complain? If this guy wants Kangaroo balls in his pocket, swinging around next to his junk, who am I to judge? Maybe he’s hoping to become the next pocket pool champion and he’s cuing up these Kangaroo nads for the game of a lifetime. Dream big my friend. You can accomplish anything if you set your mind(and the family jewels)to it.
Category: Just Plain Weird
A Skeleton On The Head Is Worth Two In The Graveyard
Check out this skeleton headpiece from Etsy seller Twinklybits. This glitter infested corpse has it’s arms all wide like, “Now you look FAB-U-LESS. Take me to the market. I need ingredients for Margaritas and Fajitas. Walk slower, I’m getting all saddle sore you silly goose. Onward, before I give you a fanny massage that will rub you bald my little stallion!”
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Ancient Golden Tribal Knife Of Tetanus And Rust
This here knife is why it doesn’t pay to go all Indiana Jones and dig for buried treasure. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? More like Indiana Jones and the Tetanus shot. This evil knife is just waiting to slice somebody and kill them dead. See that face? That’s the ancient Mayan face of the knife-wielding God I’Cut’U’N’Laf’a’lot. He finds this stuff hilarious. The worst part is, after this thing cuts you, it will just lay there and stare at you. Only $99. on Ebay.
One more image after the break. My God…It’s full of rust.
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You Need This Unique Life-Sized Spring For Reasons
What have we here? A giant spring? This is just what I need to complete my slinky themed bachelor pad. And just look at that image. Sex sells baby! Hey there doll, how about I spring forward and you fall back? You know what I’m sayin’?
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Life Size Weird Al Yankovic Tortured In A Cage
Holy UHF! Somebody has a problem with song parodies! This life sized horror prop can only be Weird Al Yankovic. You’re not making fun of other people’s music now, are ya punk? I wonder which disgruntled artist locked him up and started working him over? Probably Madonna.
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