Dexter Morgan’s Slide Box For Sale

Dexter Morgans slide boxHow much are you willing to pay for a box of slides like the ones in Dexter Morgan’s trophy case? This eBay auction is at $20 with the reserve not yet met. You can hide them in your air conditioner and take them out to admire from time to time, while Harry bitches at you. This doesn’t fit the code Dexter! Blah blah blah. Shut up and let me admire my slides already! God, if you weren’t already dead…

A few more images after the break. Oh cool. It includes Typhoid B.
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Bedpan Guitar: Keep On Rockin’ In The Pee World

bedpan guitarThis $149. Bedpan Guitar is perfect for aging musicians and hospital acts.  You can go from the stage right into your hospital bed and take care of business. Then slosh it around and play some more.

Below are some more images and a video of this thing in action. Now all you need to complete the ultimate senior band is a drum half full of s**t and some cymbals.
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Lice Leveled Up: Maggot Hair Clip

maggot hair clipMaggots are all the rage this season and the latest accessory is this squirmy/bloody Maggot Hair Clip found on Etsy. On the plus side, your lice will be crapping themselves when these putrid things join them in your dandruff pool.
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Offensive Much? The Natives Are Restless

black americanaNot much to say about this listing for a Vintage 7 Pc Lot Black Americana Native African Figurines Salt Pepper Set. Wow. Just wow.
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Serial Killer Show And Tell

serial creeperMeet Ebay seller michael_francis_brown. I don’t know what his deal is, but he sells art. Most of his listings are pretty mundane, but occasionally he let’s his inner creeper out and dons a Jason Voorhees mask, playing a little game we like to call “serial killer show and tell”.
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