Category: Medical

Human Anatomy Tumblers

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Human Anatomy Tumblers
I’ll tumble for ya. I’ll tumble for ya. I’ll tumble for you! Get out of my head Boy George! Anyway, these Human Anatomy Tumblers will teach you all about the grossness that is the human body as you sip your morning coffee, which is laced with bourbon to get you through the day. What? That’s just me? Okay, cool. One is all about the body and the other is all about the brain. Both are about being filled with liquid. Much like my bladder. So if you will excuse me I have to-

There’s no excuse for you.

Hey, shut up stupid neighbor kid yelling through my window. I’m blogging here.

So shut your blog-hole and stop blogging out loud! *Shows kid these anatomy cups. Kid runs away crying.* Mom, the creepy guy grossed me out again!
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The Digestive System: Everybody Eats & Poops T-Shirt

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Everybody Eats & Poops
Everybody eats and everybody poops. So get over yourself. You aren’t anything special. What’s with you? Acting like your poop doesn’t stink! That can of lysol on your toilet says different. Anyway, check out this cool The Digestive System: Everybody Eats & Poops T-Shirt. Yay! At last I can put my bodily functions on display for all to see. Without having to drop anchor and open my bomb hatch. (I like to pretend I’m an old sea ship during war time. And I just encountered an enemy sub. Pew! Pew! Pew! Direct hit! That was a close one. Time to write about it in my Captain’s log!)

It’s fun and educational. Laterz! The alarm just sounded and there’s a sub approaching. Oh man- Fired to early. Now I gotta go scrub the hull! Hopefully I won’t find any barnacles.
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Good Ol’ Menstrual Cycle Poster

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Good Ol' Menstrual Cycle Poster
Check out this Good Ol’ Menstrual Cycle Poster. It shows the entire cycle and explains what’s going on. My poster would have been way different. It would start with a bunch of cramping and end with a woman chasing me with a knife, while clutching a box of bon-bons in the other hand and cradling a gallon of ice cream in the crook of her arm. Then when she caught me, she would slice me on the arm just to mark me, then tell me how much she loves me and how sorry she is. Then 28 days later we would repeat it all over again. Isn’t nature wonderful?

Thanks for the tip Calyn.

Dr. Frankenstein Antique Apothecary Jar Collection

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Dr. Frankenstein Antique Apothecary Jar Collection
You need to get your mad scientist lab in order. I’m not saying it isn’t up to code or anything. It’s just that you could use more cool stuff and you want your experiments to get super freaky and wild. Like this Dr. Frankenstein Antique Apothecary Jar Collection. It’s got everything an up and coming insane person could want to re-animate stuff, create mutants, turn your poop rainbow colored etc.

You get a customized jar with a hand sculpted human heart, a jar with a hand sculpted human liver(Goes nice with a bottle of Chianti and some fava beans), an antique style medical battery, a jar of human cadaver eyeballs, a flask on a metal base for blood storage and an antique style medical pump that works. Hot damn. I’m gonna finally create life. And not cuz I got a girl pregnant. *Screams* It’s alive! It’s alive! *Squish* It was a cockroach. I killed it. All good now. Man, I hate those things. What do you have to do to get rid of them? Actually clean your house?
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Anatomia Humani Corporis Renaissance Anatomical Sketchbook

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Anatomia Humani Corporis Renaissance Anatomical Sketchbook
This book is ribbed for your (reading) pleasure. This art journal is called the ‘Anatomia Humani Corporis’, ultimate Renaissance anatomical sketchbook. That’s way too many big words in a row. I’m pretty sure that’s fancy talk for a sketchbook. Also, am I the only one who has the urge to stick a pair of tweezers in that rib cage to try to get the debri out. *BUZZZZZZ* Man, I do not have the hands of a surgeon. That’s okay. If it wasn’t for incompetent doctors we would have no butchers.

This fancy-schmancy leather bound blank book has 520 pages and is awesome for you artist types who like to draw guts and stuff.
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