Tag: bizarre

Freaky High Five: Frankenhand

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FrankenhandIt’s Frankenhand. Give me five. Now down low. You’re too slow. Talk to the Frankenhand, cuz the Franken-face doesn’t understand! This $79 monster hand from Etsy seller StarvedRavenMad wants to be your new best friend. His mouth is all stitched up, so he won’t talk much. Just kinda look at you with those sad eyes, wishing he could eat.

As you can see, he makes a great jewelry holder. And if your spouse doesn’t like it, they can always put a glove on it. Click through to see more images.
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Jabba The Hutt Barfing Fine Art Print

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Jabba The Hutt PukingYeah, this will happen when you eat one too many space frogs after partying all night in your palace and betting on Rancor fights. Star Wars fans who enjoy seeing the fattest thing in the Star Wars universe puking his guts out, will want to hang this fine art print in a prominent place in their home. It’s only $17. Maybe you can put it next to that Star Wars: Jesus Dress Up toy that you have displayed.

Just an observation, but, there is no way that toilet is supporting his big fat Hutt ass.

Etsy seller LegendaryTigerHero has all kinds of other weird and awesome art prints too. Click through for a bonus Batman puking his guts out.
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Superhero Poop In A Jar

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superhero poopIt’s about time that your Superhero worship included collecting poo. It shouldn’t be surprising that you can find Superhero poop on Etsy. You can choose from Batman, Spider-Man or Hulk poop. That Hulk poop has a fist on it, which must have been hard for the big green guy to push out.

Check out the other’s below.
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Antique Photo Of Rare Japanese Frog Baby

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frog babyHoly Frog F**k! Some strange stuff goes down on this planet. This $400. 1900-1910 medical documentation cabinet photograph shows an anencephalic baby, which is basically a baby born without a brain. So, why is a blogger without a brain sharing this with you? Because education is important fool. Plus, I’m really tripped out by how much this baby looks like an X-Man mutant. Look out Professor X, it’s about to flick it’s tongue. Time for a psychic attack. Too late, I licked it’s skin and am tripping balls. Call in the Wolverine!

In all serious, at one time, babies born with this defect were called “frog babies” and placed into jars as sideshow attractions. It’s weird as hell.

Real Life Cast Of Vincent Price

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vincent priceWhat do you want for your birthday? Well, what I really want is Vincent Price’s face on my wall? Can you make that happen? Etsy seller TheFXBunker can.

Some people hang mounted animal heads on their wall, especially if they shot them dead and want to display it as a trophy. Well, now you can pretend that you have successfully hunted down horror movie legend Vincent Price. You can choose both the young or old Vincent Price for $200. The young one means that you had a hell of a time chasing him through the forest and he almost got away. The old one says that you just bonked him on the head and threw him in your trunk. It was no sweat and you are a lazy hunter.

See both versions after the break.
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