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Horror Movie Character Magnets

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Horror Movie Character Magnets
Make your fridge a house of horrors with these cool Horror Movie Character Magnets. I mean, more horrible than it already is. For God’s sake clean up that pile of mold in the corner behind that furry ham! I’m talking to you. You know who you are. Bonesart has enough of these cool magnets to cover your fridge in horror icons.

You can choose from the shark from Jaws, Cthulhu, Jason Voorhees, The Creature from The Black Lagoon and more. It’s like a horror icon reunion and you are the host. Pretty cool stuff. Seriously, clean that fridge. Damn! Why does that cheese have green polka-dots?
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Octopus Bedding

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Octopus Bedding
I’d like to be, under the sea, in an Octopus’ garden with you. I’m not sure what they grow in their garden, but it sounds cool. Anything sounds cool when you are the Beatles and doing enough drugs. “Paul, me mate! I ave a great idea fer a song. It’s about an Octopus.”

Well, if you want to be all covered in octopus tentacles, check out this cool Octopus bedding. They have a bunch of colors and styles to choose from. Pretty cool. Calamari cool. Yeah, I know calamari is squid and not octopus. Just let me say cool things!

Hail Hydra! I’m out!
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Leather Cat Purse

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Leather Cat Purse
Wait, wait, wait! Let me see if I have this expression straight. The cat’s out of the bag. But how can it be, when this Leather Cat Purse clearly shows that the cat IS the bag? Is the bag now out of the cat? No, really, this is messing with my head. I can’t tell if this thing is the cat’s meow or the cat’s pajamas. Is it ketchup or catsup? Now I’m freaking out man! Cat have your tongue? No, but it can hold your lipstick and other stuff.

Anyway, look what the cat dragged in. This awesome purse. Ha ha. It looks like the cat that ate the canary. ha ha. I’m losing it. Losing it. Like a cat on a hot tin roof. I need to go meow.

Alien vs. Predator Chestburster Lamp

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Check out this Alien vs. Predator Chestburster Lamp. Chestbursters, the new candy from the makers of Starburst. One random alien egg per pack. Which one will make your chest burst? Seriously though, this is a cool lamp.

Put it in your child’s room if you want to pay for years of therapy. Or in my room, if you want me to jump out of my own window and run down the street naked and screaming.

Mad Scientist 1:12 Miniature Laboratory Set

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Miniature Laboratory Set
Sweet. A Mad Scientist 1:12 Miniature Laboratory Set. For very tiny Mad Scientists. Why are scientists so mad anyway? Probably because they have to wear lab coats all the time and can’t rock a fancy sweater-vest or UFO Jacket.

I’m buying it. That way if someone ever shrinks me down, I have a lab already set up and can make a potion to make me big again. *Knocks back a test tube full of blue junk.* Glug glug glug. It’s working! It’s working! *Head braeks through the ceiling. Stuck there. Looks around at the roof and birds and stuff.*

Good thing I’m prepared. Ordered another set to keep on the roof in case of exactly this kind of emergency. Now where’d it go. I- Da Fuq? Get away from that lab, squirrel! Is that meth? Oh sh*t. It’s all methed up and coming for me.
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