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Vintage Horror Movie Jewelry

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This Vintage Horror Movie Jewelry from DecayedAngelMerch is awesome and just the right (Vincent) price. Fun fact: An Elvira choker is not a nice person, (Why would you do that?) but it does make a kick-ass piece of jewelry. Whether you have Elvira boobs or not. They also have all kinds of necklaces with vintage horror icons like Christopher Lee, Vincent Price and more. Even some not so vintage ones like Beetlejuice. I’m not saying that three times.

These make great Halloween themed gifts. You what else makes a great Halloween themed gift? Kids not bothering me on Halloween night when I have all of my lights out, while I’m hiding and eating all of their candy.
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Scene From Titanic Painting With A T-Rex

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Scene From Titanic Painting With A T-Rex
Remember that scene from Titanic where Jack paints rose? Well, now you can remember it in a whole new way. With a T-Rex.

Paint me like one of your French girls Jack.

Sure, why not? If you wanted some hair under your arms you should have just said so. Let’s give you a baguette under one arm too and put a mime in the background. And a glass of wine. Have I missed any French stereotypes? Hmmmm, let’s give you something to surrender to. Like a giant asteroid that will wipe out your entire species. Yes Rose, I can do that. Love you Rose. Now show me one of those dinosaur boobies.

Large Spider Belt Buckle

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Large Spider Belt Buckle
This Large Spider Belt Buckle is just the spider I need to stand guard outside of my man-junk like a bouncer. What it would be guarding against, I have no idea. You ladies aren’t exactly beating down my zipper. Well, unless you count a few Karate kicks.

Just noticed. This thing has 10 legs. Wait. 10 legs? Just Googled it. Some spiders have 10 legs. WTF? You weren’t creepy and leggy enough? I’m talking to you too Heidi Klum. And you Kelly Ripa.

What has 14 legs, the perfect sized waist, two heads and a cool belt buckle? Answer: Heidi Klum and Kelly Ripa tied together with a belt bearing this buckle while they yak endlessly and slap at each other.
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Halloween Giveaway: Win This Awesome Dead Spider Legs Ring

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We like awesome, cool and weird stuff around here. Now we are giving something cool and creepy away to our readers. You guys and gals are the best. It’s time to give something back. Look, I got this cool Dead Spider Legs ring for you. If you win it, we are just friends. It doesn’t mean we’re married. Cool?

We recently featured this creepy and kick ass ring by Ricksonjewellery and now we’ve teamed up with Rickson to give it away to a lucky winner. One lucky reader will win this prize and have a dead spider on their finger this Halloween. It is valued at $135. Here’s all you have to do:

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The deadline is October 20th. Everyone who shares this post will have an entry and we will pick a winner on October 20th.
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Sexy Halloween Witch Shoes

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Damn. Those are some sexy Halloween witch shoes girl! What do ya say we hook up? I’ll make you curl your toes like a house landed on you. Baby we could- *POOF! Turns into a frog.*

*Poof* I’m back. Dang. Just sayin’ they’re sexy. Oh, it smells like you got something cooking in your cauldron. Also, do I smell bread? Does that make you the Wicked Witch of the Yeast? Is it done yet? Can I eat over? Please? Please?

*Poof!*