This Alien Face Hugger Ski Mask is perfect for any heist where you want to rob somebody AND be impregnated down the throat by a gross and nasty alien. You heard me, put all the money in the bag. You don’t want me around when my chest explodes! *BOOM. SPLAT!* What did I tell you? Wipe that blood off your face and get on the floor. It’s snack time for baby alien. By the way, I could use a doctor after that explosive C section.

It won’t really keep you warm in the winter months, but it will keep other humans away from you. In my book, that’s a win. I ain’t anti-social. Just anti-people! That’s also why I use the Alien Face Hugger dog leash.
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