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Skull Bedding: Sleep Like The Dead

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Skull Bedding Sleep Like The Dead
Check out this cool Skull Bedding. It’s perfect for that big sleep. For sleeping like the dead. For taking a dirt nap. Nah. You’ll be very alive and oh so comfy in this bedding. It has a beautiful design that features a skull and flowers. You put this on your bed and you have a Skully Posturepedic bed. Get it? Put your bones in this bone bedding and you can even bone in it. I’m sorry, that was crude. I should have said shag. No, that’s carpeting. Now I confused myself. F***ing, that’s what I meant!

I have an urge to mess the bed. That didn’t sound right. I mean mess up that pretty bed, by making a blanket fort and calling it Castle Greyskull. It’s gonna be awesome. It already has the cool skull.

Crow Black Magic Journal

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Crow Black Magic Journal
You want something to crow about? I’ll give you something to crow about! How about this awesome must have Crow Black Magic Journal. You can write all your black magic spells on the pages inside. Or draw funny cartoons. Or write down your ten favorite Spam recipes. Whatever you want. Spam recipes? Now that’s horrifying. It comes with an optional black feather pen. My now bald pet bird will be happy about that. He gives me feathers for pens. I lose them.

It’s so lovely and scary. I just want to touch it.

Stained Glass Corner Spider Web

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Stained Glass Corner Spider Web
Like I don’t have enough spider webs in my corners. You expect me to hang this Stained Glass Corner Spider Web up too? I refuse to get into your web of intrigue. What kind of web are you spinning? It looks terrifyingly poisonous and deadly. SpiderwoodHollow sells all kinds of spider webs. Just in case you didn’t have enough. I don’t know about you, but I like to throw them snacks while I’m watching TV, which explains why every corner of my house has Cheetos and Doritos levitating in place. Spiders are picky. They never even wrap them to eat later.
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Billy From Saw Drink Coasters

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Billy From Saw Drink Coasters

Oh look, it’s that demented little freak from the Saw movies. Billy the puppet. What kind of sick game do you have for me this time? Protecting my surfaces from spills with these Billy From Saw Drink Coasters? What’s the catch? Will they self destruct in an hour while I have to saw my own leg off?

Oh I know what it is. They protect your surfaces from spills, but then you find out that the coasters themselves have stained your counter! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You evil little son of a-.

Oh, I can’t stay mad at you. C’mere and give me a hug. Awww. Come closer. That’s it. There we go. *Shoves his face into the stain.* Don’t you ever f**k with my counter tops again. Bad puppet!

Horror Movie Light Switch Covers

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Horror Movie Light Switch Covers
These Horror Movie Light Switch Covers will remind everyone of the real horror to those over 30. Not turning the damn lights off! What, were you born in a barn? Like some little calf? All in the hay with birth-stuff all over you? Anyway, ScreamForMeInc has a variety of cool horror movie themed light switch covers. I had a giggle cuz the switch hole on THE THING cover is on his thing. Yes, I am immature. And I prove it every day around here. That’s why you are reading. *Sticks tongue out when you aren’t looking.*

You know what would be awesome? Putting the Amityville cover IN the Amityville house! We should sneak in and do it. Then take pictures and get ourselves caught. And by we I mean you. I ain’t no jailbird. Anyway, I don’t like that house’s eyes! Abort mission!
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