This wall tentacle sculpture or as I like to call it, Cthulhu glory hole, is pretty awesome. Cthulhu can stick his stuff through it while you rub lotion on his suckered tentacles or whatever. It’s perfect for those guys who like to play that suffocation game too. Just put the bag over your head and let the tentacles tighten around your neck. Good times.(Not really. Never try that at home. Trust me on that one. Cthulhu has a super kung-fu grip.)
Jules Verne had to go 20,000 leagues under the sea for that kind of action(since it’s not acceptable behavior), while you can have it in your home for just $3,500.00.
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Thomas Kinkade paints all kinds of idyllic scenes. Quaint little cottages in the snow, quiet villages by a mountainside… You know the kind. It’s the sort of thing that your grandmother pays too much for on QVC and hangs on the wall, telling you everyday that when she is gone, it will be all yours. Too bad you don’t want it. Then granny dies and you are stuck with it, so you sell it for fifty bucks at your yard sale. Then granny haunts you for all time and makes you insane. All because of Thomas Kinkade. Do you know how hard it is to write an article while granny is jabbering away about her thrift store finds on the other side and the fact that she doesn’t need dentures “over here”? STFU granny.
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