Check out these brain pot holders. Now you can pretend you are a mad scientist every time you open the oven. They are just $18. from Etsy seller HauteMessThreads.
Be a brainiac in the kitchen with these handy mittens. Hey that rhymes. I had to really brainstorm to write this article. The whole thing was a hair-brained scheme. By now you want to punch me in the brain. Really brain me hard. Okay, I’m done. As in officially brain dead. NOW I’m done. What was I doing? Brain fart! Ha. Done.
So, you are playing with your LEGO minifigs and LEGO Batman and Robin are fighting LEGO Joker. Suddenly LEGO Joker kills the Boy Wonder. Eventually Batman ends the fight and hauls the Joker off to Arkham Asylum. Sadly, it is time for a visit to the graveyard, so you can have a funeral and bury your sidekick. Alas, LEGO doesn’t make a kit for that.
Fortunately, Etsy seller jpants4sale does and you can get it for just $170. The set comes in it’s own wooden coffin too.
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Chiropractors, lumbar lovers and other fans of the back will appreciate these spine candle holders. I’m looking at you Predator. They really set the mood and are a constant reminder to practice good posture.
They are also a reminder that we are nothing but bone under all of that skin and muscle. Well, in my case just skin. I have about enough muscle to roll a D20 ten inches or so with my stubby T-Rex arms. No lie, I was the weakest in my litter. Which is probably why I often play dead if the door bell rings. By now, they know to leave the pizza on the porch and take the envelope containing the money.
They can also be used as a vase, as seen below.
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These American Horror Story Custom Prayer Candles from Etsy seller Zachstuff will set the mood for your next AHS marathon. All of the witches and bitches from season 3 are here, dressed up all religious like. Great for interior lighting and for casting spells. Only $49.95.
It is a well known fact that nothing protects your garden like a goofy looking Gnome. So imagine how well your garden would be protected with Slasher Movie Gnomes. If they want to mess with my Marigolds, they are going to have to get through Jason Voorhees first. Or Freddy Krueger.
Etsy seller RevenantFX makes all kinds of horror movie Gnomes to keep your pansies safe for about $53. Because if pansies could protect themselves they wouldn’t be called pansies now would they? That’s Jason Voorhees above, just waiting for someone to disturb some soil. Click through for more movie slashers turned Gnome.
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