Hey Friday the 13th fans. There is a new reboot of the franchise. This one stars a dead baby chick as Jason Voorhees. You can buy it on eBay. This diorama is appropriately called Camp Crystal Lake. He looks like he just made a fresh kill. $120 bucks and it is yours.
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Tat’s Creepy: Tattooed Mannequin Biker Chick
So this guy basically bought a mannequin and inked her all up because he wanted a Daughter of Anarchy to play with and sell on eBay. Her name is Linda.
Linda oh Linda,
Have you seen Linda?
Linda the tattooed lady.
She looks like a tramp
when she spends her foodstamps.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
She’s pumped full of ink,
but she’ll give you a wink.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
She’s tattooed and pierced,
and she looks rather fierce.
Linda the tattooed lady.
She was inked by a wanker,
Just look at that anchor.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
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How much are you willing to pay for a box of slides like the ones in Dexter Morgan’s trophy case? This Bedpan Guitar: Keep On Rockin’ In The Pee World
This $149. Bedpan Guitar is perfect for aging musicians and hospital acts. You can go from the stage right into your hospital bed and take care of business. Then slosh it around and play some more.
Below are some more images and a video of this thing in action. Now all you need to complete the ultimate senior band is a drum half full of s**t and some cymbals.
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Looks Disappointed: Vintage Christmas Photo Of Asian Woman With Record Album
This vintage photo of an Asian woman is creepy mostly because the decor of the era was so bad. It doesn’t help that she looks downright pissed off/sad about the record she just opened. It must have been ABBA’s greatest hits. Meanwhile, that guy to the left is totally stoked, because he knows he got some Atari 2600 games. Missile Command forever! Later they will live a mirror universe scene from “A Christmas Story”. After the Bumpus’ dogs eat their turkey they will go to an American restaurant and sing Christmas songs. Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra Ra-ra-ra-ra. Damn Bumpuses!