This Gothic Skull Ring is pretty awesome. It looks like it is coming alive all 3D like. That’s pretty scary. Not as scary as that time I had a grease fire trying to make my own deep friend Snickers bars and tried to put it out with a gallon of water, but still. That reminds me, my eyebrows still aren’t growing back. I guess I’ll be leaving the house as angry-sharpie-brow guy again today. At least it keeps other humans from interacting with me.
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Area 51 Coasters: The Truth Is Out There
I’d like to tell you about these Area 51 Coasters, but the place doesn’t officially exist. Nope. There’s nothing there but desert. If you think you saw something it was only a mirage. That’s what the nice men wearing black told me. Yep. So that’s how it is. I didn’t see anything. I was never there. Those men were never here questioning me. They said so. I never saw no stinking UFO wreckage, there was no alien corpse and if I think there was, that’s gonna be the end of me.
Gentlemen Dinosaurs Neckties Will Keep You Looking Dapper
If your sense of style went extinct, you can bring it back with these cool Gentlemen Dinosaurs Neckties. I’ve always been more of dinosaur and a gentleman rather than an officer and a gentleman. Sometimes I’m a gentleman and a scholar. Mostly I’m just a fan of cool dinosaur ties. These ties are sick. Juras-sick!
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Bat Wing Hair Bow
Da da da da da da da….Batgirlllllllll! In the old days if you wanted some bat wings in your hair you had to go outside and wait for a bat to swoop down and get all tangled in your locks while you scream and curse and wonder why you ever wanted bat wings in your hair in the first place. Not anymore. Now all you have to do is buy a Bat Wing Hair Bow. No need to get your scalp all clawed up by a squeaky bat. Isn’t modern life amazing?
Can I get a hell yeah? I can’t hear you. I said can I get a hell yeah? That’s better. Geesh, you guys are loud! Had to close my window!
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Fortune Teller Gypsy Taxidermy Mouse Diorama
Check out this Fortune Teller Gypsy Taxidermy Mouse Diorama. All of the mice go to her for advice, paying in little cheese cubes. Okay, I admit it, I’m a mouse fortune teller. Easiest gig in the world. They pay me in cheese cubes too cuz I love the stuff. I put on Mickey Mouse ears and they think I’m their oracle. I just say stuff like, “You will be eaten by a large feline” or I say, ” I see a small hard board with a spring attached. You will die a crushing death beneath it’s might.” That kind of stuff. Pretty good work. Pretty satisfying.
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