Just in time for Thanksgiving. It’s the Turkeyzilla Tote Bag With Drumstick Coin Purse. This ain’t no poultry handbag, but it will gobble up all of your essentials thanks to it’s large inner cavity. You get a bonus drumstick coin purse. Sweeeet!
You have to make it yourself from the pattern, which will probably still be a lot faster than cooking a Thanksgiving day turkey.
Yabba Dabba Doooooo! You and your family can be a Neanderthal family this Halloween. Etsy seller Becozy has everything you need for just $65. She is even offering to throw in some scraps of loincloth to cover your baby carrier or stroller.
Nah. I prefer to cloth my family in the skin of my own kills. Which is probably why we all walk around half naked. Animals are just too fast and I’m too flabby. They always seem to hear the old Walmart scooter coming. I eventually lose my prey after stalking it through one aisle and then I get all out of breath from hitting the brake lever. That’s what I call a full day. Oh wait. That’s shopping. Not hunting and gathering.
I lied. I’m not part of the Walmart biker gang, “Hell’s (very large and slow) Angels”, but if I keep eating cheetos and playing video games I’ll get there eventually.
Experience the horror of a spoon that does not allow you to eat soup. These Friday The 13th Jason mask spoons will be great for those on a diet since half of your food will be gone by the time it gets to your mouth. Etsy seller BlackDeath777 is selling these for $37.
Display them year round and use them every Friday The 13th. They are to die for.
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At last I can safely transport my banana from the store to my house without it getting a single bruise. This banana holder will solve that problem. You know how it is. You’re riding your bike, when you suddenly hit a huge bump, making your banana hurt so bad you wanna scream. Sometimes the ride is so bumpy that your banana just bounces around until it’s all soft and mushy.
This here banana holster will help. It gently embraces your banana, probably radiating a gentle warmth that is so nice and cozy that it only wants to be pulled out when it feels your bike finally reach the climax of that last hill as you gently coast home.
This holder makes for one happy banana. And happy bananas are healthy bananas.
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Stomp all over the Empire with these Ewok shoes. They are so comfortable that they are easy to Endor. See that? I’m an awesome blogger. Just Wicket at what I do. These shoes are awesome. Just put these babies on and start poking stuff with a stick as you make jub jub noises.
If you buy these, please take a video of you stomping a bunch of Stormtroopers and an AT-ST. Or at least kick some dude dressed in Stormtrooper armor. Ewok shoes are made for fighting and that’s what I want to see.