The Rough Rider versus the Creepy Cryptid. Sure, Teddy Roosevelt gave a speech with a bullet in his chest, but did you know that he slaughtered his share of bigfoot creatures as well? True story. He was a true patriot and a real monster hunter.
Celebrate the man and the myth with this awesome art print for just $25.
Everything that you buy and play with today is just going to be dug up in the far future as an ancient artifact, by big-eyed humans with pasty skin. They also have evolved to be a telepathic collective society, but they live in caves because the radiation makes them break out in spores. Yeah, spores. Not hives. Actual mushrooms grow out of their skin. It’s gross. But the telepathy is cool.
Groel, you will never guess what I found.
Uh. I pretty much know already ya dweeb. Our race is connected. Another petrified turd with a tiny man inside I see. Wait. I’m sensing something else. What are you hiding? Open your mind!
Whatevs. That’s right. I farted. Mental high five. Now everybody knows! Turning network olfactory settings ON.
Holy Hell!*ack-cough* We’re dying here.
Etsy seller croshame was inspired to create a crocheted portrait of the horrific events that alledgedly occurred in the Chelsea Hotel on October 12. 1978, where Sid Vicious was accused of killing Nancy Spungen.
Seems like a pretty good crochet re-enactment to me. You get angry Sid, a dead Nancy, and the weapon: a knife, wiped clean. Is it wrong to say that this is the cutest crime re-enactment ever?
Etsy seller akatayanagi is offering four nightmarish Adventure Time prints for $23. Just don’t blame me when you get nightmares about Finn and Jake coming to eat you alive.
You get Princess Bubblegum looking how she probably really looks inside, Evil Finn and Jake, Marceline and a Gingerbread dude. No LSP? I demand an evil Lumpy Space Princess.
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This $420.Needle Felted Kitchen Hat has everything but the kitchen sink. It also lacks food, a stove, a microwave, and chairs for the kitchen table. It’s pretty bare. No wonder that dog looks so depressed. He’s waiting for a snack that never comes. Maybe they just moved in.
It does have curtains. I don’t know if the curtains match the drapes, but I know that the dog matches the floor. I often wear the kitchen on my head too, but that’s only because the wife likes to dump food on my head after I criticize her cooking. So what if I like my food shaped like dinosaurs. That DOES NOT make me a baby. The way I cry and suck my thumb afterwards does!
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