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Jabba The Hutt Barfing Fine Art Print

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Jabba The Hutt PukingYeah, this will happen when you eat one too many space frogs after partying all night in your palace and betting on Rancor fights. Star Wars fans who enjoy seeing the fattest thing in the Star Wars universe puking his guts out, will want to hang this fine art print in a prominent place in their home. It’s only $17. Maybe you can put it next to that Star Wars: Jesus Dress Up toy that you have displayed.

Just an observation, but, there is no way that toilet is supporting his big fat Hutt ass.

Etsy seller LegendaryTigerHero has all kinds of other weird and awesome art prints too. Click through for a bonus Batman puking his guts out.
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Moldy Bread Soap

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Moldy Bread SoapNothing is worse than moldy bread. It means no toast for you today. You can either throw it out or just let it grow into nice thick green slices and take notes like a scientist. Then you can throw it out for the birds to eat and be a scientist all over again when those birds trip balls for a few hours. Good times. My lawn was like a living flapping nightmare that day.

Anyway, wash yourself with this bar of moldy bread soap for $6.95. Just don’t confuse it with your real moldy bread.

Cthulhu Glory Hole: Wall Tentacle Sculpture

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cthulhu tentacleThis wall tentacle sculpture or as I like to call it, Cthulhu glory hole, is pretty awesome. Cthulhu can stick his stuff through it while you rub lotion on his suckered tentacles or whatever. It’s perfect for those guys who like to play that suffocation game too. Just put the bag over your head and let the tentacles tighten around your neck. Good times.(Not really. Never try that at home. Trust me on that one. Cthulhu has a super kung-fu grip.)

Jules Verne had to go 20,000 leagues under the sea for that kind of action(since it’s not acceptable behavior), while you can have it in your home for just $3,500.00.

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Shriek Chic: Leather Monster Belt Bag

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leather monster bagIf you want a monster on your hip, you don’t have to give birth and tote a crying baby around, who is smacking and kicking at your ribs. Just buy this leather monster belt bag for $150. on Etsy. It is grievously gross and horrendously horrifying. Just a bunch of bloodshot eyes and a foaming slobbering mouth full of fangs.

Monsters get hungry, so keep all your stuff in there and keep it well fed, so that it doesn’t turn on you.

Click through for close ups of those eyes and that horribly detailed slobbering mouth. Or I could just show you a pic of me with a hangover. Really no difference.
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Superhero Poop In A Jar

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superhero poopIt’s about time that your Superhero worship included collecting poo. It shouldn’t be surprising that you can find Superhero poop on Etsy. You can choose from Batman, Spider-Man or Hulk poop. That Hulk poop has a fist on it, which must have been hard for the big green guy to push out.

Check out the other’s below.
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