It’s Michael Myers from Halloween. As a beer cozy. Keep your drink cold with a crazed and crocheted slasher. Sadly, drinking your beer with this cozy will not allow you to drink yourself dead and then just rise up like Michael Myers does after getting killed. Only $45. from Etsy.
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Vegetable Snuggling: Have You Hugged A Carrot Pillow Today?
Seems wrong, but some people really get off on their veggies, to the point of taking them into their bed and- *Hands on face Home Alone style* -sleeping with them. Relax Vegans, Vegetarians and Vulva-sharians, I’m just talkin’ bout snuggling the carrot, not waxing it. This giant carrot body pillow is crazy.
Now you can get all up in that carrots grill and just snuggle the heck out of it, maybe even grind it a little. I ain’t judging. It’s all about comfort and whatever happens between you and the carrot is your business. It’s just $85 from Etsy. It’s 4 feet long, which suddenly makes me feel inadequate. Bigger than my carrot and bound to get more snuggles. What? I’m talkin’ bout my own carrot pillow.
More shots of the crazy carrot below as the seller takes it about town and points it at people and stuff.
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Antique Photo Of Rare Japanese Frog Baby
Holy Frog F**k! Some strange stuff goes down on this planet. This $400. 1900-1910 medical documentation cabinet photograph shows an anencephalic baby, which is basically a baby born without a brain. So, why is a blogger without a brain sharing this with you? Because education is important fool. Plus, I’m really tripped out by how much this baby looks like an X-Man mutant. Look out Professor X, it’s about to flick it’s tongue. Time for a psychic attack. Too late, I licked it’s skin and am tripping balls. Call in the Wolverine!
In all serious, at one time, babies born with this defect were called “frog babies” and placed into jars as sideshow attractions. It’s weird as hell.
Pair Of Real Raccoon Faces
Want a pair of actual Raccoon faces? Seriously, these are skinned straight from their cute little bodies and thrown on Etsy for your perusal. Only $4.95. That’s a great deal if you are into freaky animal face stuff.
Put them on your golf clubs as covers, have a creepy puppet show with them. The possibilities are really endless. Get super freaky and sew them into your own face as you wield an axe and chase others through a forest. I don’t judge. I’m just here to show you the freaky-deaky.
The Walking (Down The Aisle) Dead: Zombie Assassin Cake Toppers
Etsy seller ZombieHolocaust will make you some cool Zombie cake toppers for your Zombie themed wedding or other occasion.
This cake topper shown here has the bride and groom defending their special day from the undead who are attacking. The seller calls this one a medium gore level of cake topper, with blood, limb loss and some guts. Just the way we like it. I’ll have mine medium gore please.