These Memento Mori Mummy Coffins are to die for! Nothing says home decor like small dead people in caskets that look like they have been there for a hundred years or so. I’ll take ten of them! They come in “Zombie Stare”, “Banshee Scream”, and “Pumpkin.” Pretty sweet! You could have yourself a whole above ground cemetery. All are nightmare fuel. Which we love.
Tag: halloween
Birthday Cat Calendar In Memory Of The Dead
This calendar is for both the living and the dead. It lets you remember deceased family members and friends and pets. It would be pretty depressing if it weren’t for that cute and creepy cat all over it’s pages. Every month, two famous deceased persons are mentioned as an example of how the calendar is meant to be used. On every page there is death… And as mentioned that cute cat. So you get the best of both worlds. That cat laughs at death. It is the creepiest cat calendar around.
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Cool Gothic Bat Mirror
So you’re in the bat cave doing your bat make-up… You need a Bat Mirror. If nothing else, it puts your face between a pair of bat-wings so you know what you look like as a Vampire. If you decide that you look good, go ahead and let a Vampire bite your neck. Plus, you will look good girl! You go with your bad and batty self.
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Intestines Skater Skirt – IBS – Irritable Bowel Skirt
Guts! Do you have the guts to wear this Intestines Skater Skirt? Do you have the intestinal fortitude? Or do you have a cowardly colon? BTW, I have it on good authority that the Cowardly Colon was the original character in the Wizard of Oz, before he was replaced with the cowardly lion. Anyway, this skirt is the ultimate visual representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Well, technically that honor probably belongs to diarrhea, but this is a good one too. IBS. Irritable Bowel Skirt.
Double Rat Skeleton Necklace
Look at them rat skeletons kissing up a storm. Get a room guys. Actually get some skin. Damn. This Double Rat Skeleton Necklace is a great accessory that makes quite a statement. That statement usually being, “Ewwwwww!” I kid, I kid. Rat skeletons are totally in fashion this year according to me. They never go out of style. No bones about it, this is a great necklace.
It’s made of clear acrylic. Fun fact: My ex used to paint in acrylics. What? No, she used oil-based paints. I mean, she used to paint in acrylics, as in, the shoes she wore were acrylic, on account of she was a stripper.