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Frankenstein Monster And Bride Of Frankenstein Mugs

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Frankenstein Monster And Bride Of Frankenstein Mugs
Check out these cool Frankenstein Monster And Bride Of Frankenstein Mugs. After you’ve been married a few years, this is how you see each other anyway, so you might as well get them. Trust me, I was married for like 20 years one summer.

Now you can have his and hers monster mugs. Which won’t last long cuz she’ll just throw hers at you one morning and then blame you for it, then break your own cup to teach you a lesson. Then you are back to square one with no monster mugs. That’s just love. Also, possibly a lack of medication.
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This Is Spinal Tape

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this is spinal tape
This is…Spinal Tape! Now you can give your packages and other taped items some backbone. Also, I can tape this to the back of my shirt whenever my wife says, “Grow a backbone!” Ha. I have one now.

Now you can stick a spine anywhere. I’m gonna stick it all over my house so it looks like it is made of bones, paint it so it glows, then turn out all of the lights and watch the magic happen.

Large Jar of Garden Gnome Skulls

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Large Jar of Garden Gnome Skulls
Oh Gnome they dit’int! They filled some jars with gnome skulls. Not numb-skulls, which I get called on a regular basis, but gnome skulls. Have you gnome shame? I can’t look. I just feel gnome!

I had no idea that a Large Jar of Garden Gnome Skulls could look so creepy and horrible. Gnome more, please!

Gnome. Gnome on the range. Where the deer and the antelope play…with gnome bones.

Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes

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Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes
Check out these cool Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes. The nightmare before Christmas is Christmas Eve. You can’t sleep, you can’t open anything. All you can do is lay awake, making your presents soooo much better in your head than they actually are. That’s the nightmare!

I would totally date Sally. The great thing about Sally is that no matter what you say, you’ll always have her in stitches.
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Crazy Alien Skull Statue

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alien skull
Damn! This Crazy Alien Skull Statue is freaking me out. This would be a kick-butt home to the world’s most badass hermit crab. Can you imagine a crab walking up to you wearing this thing as a house? That is some end times apocalypse stuff right there.

With or without a crab, this thing will look awesome on your desk. Cuz you know, freaky alien skull.

Fun fact: Like the hermit crab, my hips can anchor in my doorway, but I’m just not strong enough to carry the house yet.