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This Wearable Cat Table Turns Your Kitty Into A Butler
This is a table that your cat can wear. It turns your kitty into a slave. Now, I hear what your sayin’. Cat’s are already slaves to the internets, performing tricks and looking cute so you can haz the feels. But this wearable cat table turns them into real slaves. This may put butlers out of business. The Katatsu suit goes around your cats belly and attaches with velcro. On it’s back is a portable table.
“Jeeves come here I need you. After you finish up with the peeking out of the box game and have completed your crawling inside of the paper bag, press stop on the camera and I shall edit it later. I will then require some tea and krumpets for our guests. You know what to wear. Do provide enough LOLs for the guests. There’s a good cat.”
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Furry Cat Clutch Bag
This cat clutch bag looks like a show cat had a date with a steamroller. Minus the bloody organs and tire tracks of course. It’s purrfectly pink and you girls will want to get it right meow. It’s a great accessory if you are having a Fancy Feast at a restaurant or just sitting at home eating a tuna sandwich while sighing as you watch your 70 cats go about their business of coughing up hairballs and pooping to the gentle sounds of Maury Povich on the TV.
Just one more cat can’t hurt. It’s just a clutch purse. It’s not like you have a problem. You can stop at any time.
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Large Black Velvet Cat Cleaning Itself Plush Sculpture
I should get this weird cat cleaning itself plush sculpture to show my cat how messed up she looks when she is doing kitty yoga and licking herself all over like she’s a friggin’ ice cream cone. It’s just rude. You don’t see me lifting my leg up and licking my flabby nerd body in front of company. No. I wait until I’m alone to do that stuff because I know it’s f***ing weird.
This thing is 16 inches tall and looking pretty creepy with no damn eyes at all. No way I would let this in my house. This cat’s ready to give himself more licks than the Tootsie Pop owl and will probably finish off with a great big bite too.
Click through for more pics, including one where this cat is doing his thing outside for the neighbors to see. No damn shame!
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Cat Drinking Fountain
Give your cat friends a neat fountain to drink from and stop making them drink from a dish. They just want to be like you and do things that humans do. This $1,250. cat fountain is all fluffy requires for his or her drinking needs.
All my cat would do with this is just bat her hands against the water a few times and then sit and look at me.
*I made you waste your money again human.*
It’s not a waste you little-. I bought it for me. Watch me drink from it. See?
*I made you drink from a cat fountain human. Your lives belong to me*
First off, I only have one life, not nine. Second-
*One puny lives for me to dominatez?*
What are you-?
*Hisssss! Enough acting brave for yourz blog. Into the room of living. I grow weary and haz need of yourz lap for nap timez.*
Looks like I have a new human fountain. Gotta go.
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