These monster journals from Etsy seller ANARCHISTSPLAYGROUND are all sharp teeth and lined pages. I think the idea is to open them up, start writing and see how long it takes for those sharp teeth to close like a crocodile and leave you with a bloody stump. You just had to journal about your day didn’t you?
Fear Diary… Today I went for a nice walk and- OH DEAR GOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE! JUST GIVE ME MY HAND BACK AND I SWEAR TO ZUCKERBERG THAT NEXT TIME I WILL JUST UPDATE MY STATUS FOR THE WORLD TO SEE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! NO MORE JOURNALING I SWEAR! I LEARNED MY LESSON!
Click through for a fork-tongued demon with glow in the dark eyes and drool.
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It’s Christmas time again. Let’s have a look at what kinds of weird and bizarre stuff Etsy is brewing up for this holiday season. You can decide if they are ho ho ho or no no no. Do they deck the halls or wreck the halls? Do sleigh bells ring? Are you listening? Grab some hot cocoa and get a blanket to hide under. This stuff could give you nightmares
This $90 
Let somebody else be in charge of your body and use you as a meat puppet this Halloween. This Alien Mind Control mask is pretty realistic. I should know. I’ve tussled with aliens before. Some of them do tend to put your head up their butts so they can control you.
Halloween is almost here and you know what that means. Yep. My dentist and your dentist are gonna be going to Hawaii in their new private jet. Meanwhile I’m all about cruising through traffic on my moped, trying not to pass out from tooth pain. Was probably that Twix bar and Neco wafer salad I had for lunch.