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Harry Potter Skele-Gro Bottles

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Harry Potter Skele-Gro Bottles
I don’t know much about Harry Potter, but these Harry Potter Skele-Gro Bottles are neat. Something about mean adoptive parents, an owl that delivers his mail, Dobby the house elf, flying car, broomstick sports, something something Voldemort.

Will it make my skele grow? I have no idea, but I’d be willing to give it a shot, until my skeleton pops out of my insides and becomes my outsides. I’ll probably drink it and find out it doesn’t work and that I’ve been boned. That sounded bad. I mean scammed. Bamboozled, hoodwinked. Not boned. And certainly not against my will. I’m just ribbing ya. I’m sure everything will be spine.

Mounted Vampire Bat Head

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Mounted Vampire Bat Head
This Mounted Vampire Bat Head looks good on my wall. I just like that-

*Ding-Dong*

Oh, my pen-pal has arrived from Transylvania. We’ve been writing each other for like 4 years. It will be so good to meet him.

*Opens door*

Good even-ing! I am Count Tofour. You must be the fat blogger I write to for amusement.

Sure am. Here, sit down. Dinner is almost ready. Nice to meet you Count.

Watt is this Bat head zat is mounted on wall? This I do not like. It offends me. Tell me, you are truly tested for clean blood as you said in your letter?

Oh yeah. Clean bill of- AHHHH Get off me.

How dare you decorate with the head of my brethren! I come long way for snack. You are, how you say? Big fat buffet! *Sinks teeth in.*

Crazy Demented Sculptures

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Crazy Demented Sculptures
If you’re looking for nightmare fuel, you came to the right place. Just pull in, fuel up and freak out. It’s all self serve, but I’ll clean your windshield for you all old timey like and leave it grimey, cuz I’m just out here having a smoke anyway. These ceramic sculptures by Canadian artist, Shary Boyle are weird and trippy and make me feel funny.

That’ll be $50. Now pull forward so other people can get their fill of nightmare fuel. You can see more at her website.
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Dental Phantom Accent Lamp

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Dental Phantom Accent Lamp
Beware the Dental Phantom… I guess cuz he’s just plain nasty and eats light bulbs. This Dental Phantom Accent Lamp is some really freaky interior frighting. He’s got a chrome dome and an appetite for light. These things were used to teach dental students how to turn your teeth into stuff like, yachts, fast cars, summer homes, blow, prostitutes and bail, for those nights when it all goes to hell. Now it’s a lamp that gives you nightmares.

Sugar Skull Wine Glasses

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Sugar Skull Wine Glasses
Damn, these Sugar Skull Wine Glasses are bright. It just went all technicolor up in this biatch. Oh, that’s just my dream coat. Is it the Day of the Dead already? I can never keep track. I guess it’s everyday when you have these glasses.

Dia De Los Muertos!

What did you call me? Yeah, that’s what I thought.