Etsy seller FrivolousForest offers all kinds of sweet painted ladies. Of the extinct variety. She makes dinosaurs sexy and Princess-like by putting all kinds of makeup and jewelry on them. Damn girl, you looking good. I’m gonna come down on you like an extinction level event.
These ladies are keeping it all classic in the Jurassic. Click through for more.
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The good thing about this can of Campbell’s Cream Of Chicken Feet Soup is that you can use one of the talons to open the can.
Uh, thanks mom, but I don’t need any soup. I’m feeling much better now. Your choice of grocery store items has induced vomiting. As usual. You go ahead and enjoy yourself.
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Sometimes you miss the chance to buy an item and somebody else gets the score. That was the case with these babies in a can. I never even had a chance to buy them. I was hovering over the buy button, trying to think how many I had in the pantry and just like that, gone. Turns out, I was all out of ’em too.
Look at ’em, looking so creamy and tasty, all crammed in there, wiggling around. Yummy!
No, really. That’s what Etsy seller cathairandteeth calls these mutant creations. Fugglers. I call it a snuggly fugly. He’s just chillin’ in his underwear, letting the ladies see what he’s packing. Knowing he’s a hunky man-stud.
I’ll have you know, I was rocking the short, stubby and toothy, underwear look before it was popular. It’s all about comfort. And not doing laundry.
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Nah. No news to report. I just like to make a big deal of things when I see a crazy-weird and creepy little Avatar baby, who looks like he will grow up to rip the flesh off my nerdy skeletal frame. It is a reborn doll, meaning that an artist created it to look scary real and keep me awake at night. He’s available on Etsy for $145. from lunatoonyweeones. Click through for more images of the artist’s mad scientist-type creations.
Ahhh. Isn’t he cute? Who’s the cute little baby Na’vi? Who’s the cutest wittle Na’vi? I got your nose. Got your nose. HOLY EFFIN JAMES T. KIRK CAMERON, HE BIT MY THUMB OFF! SOMEBODY GET HIM TO BURP IT UP! I AM SO RAPING YOUR PLANET FOR RESOURCES!
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